unfortunately i am
(a) too young!!

(b) too fat...

(c) not really single at the moment...

so come on guys, shave those beards, grease up those mountain bikes and get your lycra clad bodies on the tellybox.
shout out follows:
TV challenge with a difference
SleepMonsters have been asked to help find 'competitors' for a new kind of TV challenge. ITV are looking for single men for a dating programme with a difference. The details are below and if any SleepMonsters member fancies putting himself forward he should do so quick, they need to chose their man this week!
ITV want you!
"I am looking for a SINGLE, MALE, FITNESS FANATIC, AGED 30-45 for our NEW dating show with a difference.
We?re making a programme about dating and need to find single, athletic and fit men aged 30 ? 45 who are up for a challenge, are passionate about being active, sporty and clean living and who are interested in trying something completely different and also showing an attractive single woman how they live their lives.
He would get to spend 2 days with an attractive single girl who has a completely different lifestyle to them ? different lifestyle choices/ different walk of life or different background, then she would spend 2 days with him, where we would help organise all the dates and activities he would choose to do that typifies how he lives his life. The idea is to experience a different way of living and then see if romance blooms!
It?ll be ! loads and of fun we want to find these focused, fit people TODAY!!"
If you are interested in finding out more and applying please contact Sarah Rubin, with a current photograph attached:
sarah.rubin@itv.com
020 7633 2801