6 day banter

[DesignatedDriver]

bollox

forgot about the friday debauchery as well.

how about we realise, we are all getting too old for this kind of banter and sit in with a nice cup of horlicks on the friday night? its a long drive on the saturday.....




on the otherhand....

[Wattok]

...friday pre drinks are traditional, then you drive up on the saturday with a car packed to the gills with stuff and everybody sleeping and hungover! (except the driver of course!)

[DesignatedDriver]

[quote="Wattok...(except the driver of course!)[/quote]

added purely for legal reasons*


the good people at nopesport do not condone the use of vehicles while under the influence of alochol or drugs. while alcohol may be a socially acceptable drug, combining this fun inducing beverage with expensive motor equipment may lead to spillages. No animals were harmed in this paragraph. some bacteria was killed, but we grew more. aside from that, the circle of life continues

[Wattok]

I wish!

However The M21 Short Le tour de Spey 2007 is going ahead.

Yellow jersey (overall)
Green Jersey (run in sprint)
Poka Dot Jersey (king of the hill - as decided each day by me)

All up for grabs.

Yellow jersey - best 4 out of 6 to count (as 6 day results are worked out - saves me having to do it!)

Green Jersey - per day (not cumulative)

King of the hill - per day (not cumulative.

£2 to enter (to cover costs of tops) pm/email/text/carrier pigeon to me or catch me at Day 1. GET YOUR ENTRIES IN NOW !!

This tour operates a zero tolerance to drugs except for booze and hangovers which are encouraged! Random beatheliser tests likely

[DesignatedDriver]

do we get additional points depending on just how hungover we are?

i could be onto a winner that way......

[plain lazy]

I hope there isn't going to be a massive doping scandal mimicking the other much less significant Le Tour. We want a good clean set of races.

Is sandbagging the second last to last control considered acceptable, or even advisory ?

[DesignatedDriver]

Is sandbagging the second last to last control considered acceptable, or even advisory ?

sandbagging is competitors choice.

teabagging will be frowned upon, but you will not be disqualified for attempting it.

[Wattok]

Changes to the competition:

King of the hill and run in will be via points (same as in Le Tour)

You must complete the course before you can be in contention for the Green and Polka dot jerseys - that'll stop the run-in only cheaters!

[bendover]

i was knocking around for most of the week. my top moments:

1. about 50 people getting thrown out of the Sheffield apt. on tuesday night and ruth forrest taking the flak.... tough girl!!

2. bedders - 'you're about 25 yrs out of date man!!!'

3. Allan Mogensen to me at culbin 'who are you? do you orienteer?'

4. ewan singing happy 60th birthday to a swedish lady over the commentary

5. slide tackling middleditch

6. fish's beard

7. swallowing a penny

8. duncan coombs swallowing a penny

9. it must be doug, doug doug, tullie

10. fish's beard

[DesignatedDriver]

yes - some interesting memories from this years 6day

Dear Hannah installments in a Jamican accent, courtesy of virgin 6dayer Conan
Much nakedness
Much alochol
Lock-ins
Theft
and a long and dark walk home whilst very very drunk

roll-on 2009 - the 6days peaked at Inversnecky, but are steadily on their way back up!

[Kitch]

Inverness 1999

let me guess...
probably the first time you were able to escape and get away with a week of under-age drinking, freedom and non-stop partying ?

mate, it aint never going to be the same
you're getting old

[DesignatedDriver]

let me guess...
probably the first time you were able to escape and get away with a week of under-age drinking, freedom and non-stop partying ?

not quite Kitch!

definitely not under-age. I got rid of those wild ways a few years before Inversnecky!
I have calmed down considerably since then.....