todays metro

[eddie]

every commuters favourite read has a great advert for adidas today.

there are all these quotes to inspire the brave and the foolhardy to run around London this weekend. these quotes have been highlighted in such a way that you can make out the legend that is Haile Gebralsallassie

my favourite quote

'Charity my arse'

genius

[Michael]

im glad i dont live in london. if everyone does that, id get squashed

[distracted]

my favourite quote

'Charity my arse'

Random, but amusing

any mad [nope]rs running?

[distracted]

Ah, I've seen it now. some snippets for you >

- Why can't it be London Trot Down The Pub?
- Dear Jim, can you fix it for me to be transported back to my bed by lap dancers?
- I'm going to club the next reporter over the head with their microphone
- Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be absolutely shagged
- I fell as if my personal motivator is Victor Meldrew
- I can't believe I could be in a photo finish with a chicken

the random:
- My balls have shrunk
- Kiss my pink tutu'd backside Orinoco

the [nope] reference:
- Come on, think of Rocky bouncing up those steps

and my personal favourite, being in Oxford for half the year:

"What twat invented cobbles?"

[Lil' God'rs]

What about 'If I push any harder I'll mess my shorts'. There's a quote for a t-shirt...............

Anthony 'Marathon Man' Sqiure is running, but of course you all know that 'cos you're all generously sponsoring him....!!