do you know your teen slang?

[bendover]

i am officially a grandad.

3/10

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6179573.stm

[harry]

6/10 probably due to seeing mean girls a few weeks ago. it's so fetch.

[Mr. Furness]

4/10

i actually thought i would be fine with that. uh oh.

[bendover]

mr furness, it's moments like these that you realise that no, you're not down with the kids.

time to put on those slippers and have a mug of lukewarm lemon cordial, set the alarm for test match special, but accidentally sleep through to wake up in time for the archers, again..

[DIDSCO]

I got 6/10 - don't live in Britain and I'm 30 next year, a record?

[bendover]

you're not 30 you're 13.

[Mrs H.]

7/10 and I'm 51

but I do share the house with 3 grimmers

[bendover]

Mrs H, fo sho ur proper nang!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4074004.stm

[bedders]

I'm actually a teenager. I got 5/10

[Tom R]

Im 15 and got 3/10

[Kitch]

8, which makes me porn !
Surprising since Sam has a vocabulary mostly cosisting of

lo
oddle oddle oddle
da

[rosalind]

I'm a teenager and I got 4.
Are the reporters sure that it's teenagers that talk like this...and not all ye oldies??

[DesignatedDriver]

i got 5/10

but i must say i have heard teenagers talking like this.

although it was in a particularly bad area of Glasgow.

methinks yet again, the media has found the most extreme slang, and belittled the general public for not being aware of it.

dam those media grimmers. i gonnae bosh a chib in their chenzer.

you wouldn't catch normal people just making up words.

[T5]

I got 3/10, and looking at Bendovers response the score must be right - I've had a lemsip and I've got the Ashes scorecard in another window. Didn't need the alarm setting - was at work for 7 as usual this morning!

[Neil M35]

I got 7/10 - but I only knew them because I read the paper. The latest incomprehensible made-up by a journalist teenage slang must appear as a story about every 6 weeks.