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JK footballers needed!

Postby Peter B » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:27 pm

I am looking for 5 relatively good M/W21+ footballers to form a team to play a game at the JK event centre on Saturday afternoon. It would be helpful if you were either staying at the event centre or were willing to get there. The match would take place after the orienteering, probably between about 5 and 6pm, this does clash with the BOF AGM. If anybody is willing to volunteer or for any further info, PM me or email peterb_103(at)hotmail.com

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Postby Lynas » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:05 pm

Bowen, why would anyone want to be in your football team.

If anyone here who is even thinking about joining his team, think about this, he let in three goals as a goaly at the peter palmers, one a back pass which went right under his foot. He was so bad they put him out field he even cocked that up everytime he touched it .

Let that be a warning.
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Postby guest » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:33 pm

Lynas wrote:WARNING!!!PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH BOWEN DAMAGES YOUR REPUTATION.


but not nearly as much as slagging off someone who is trying to organise something for the enjoyment and benefit of others :evil:
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Postby Lynas » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:43 pm

Yeh point taken, not against the football, it is a good idea.
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Postby Stef » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:00 pm

does it have to be a w/m21 why not anyone younger?My brother is 9 years old n could play better than any m/w21 :) he going for trials at Portsmouth FC for their youth academy on the 11th.
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Postby bendover » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:12 pm

guest wrote:
Lynas wrote:WARNING!!!PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH BOWEN DAMAGES YOUR REPUTATION.


but not nearly as much as slagging off someone who is trying to organise something for the enjoyment and benefit of others :evil:


shut up guest, idiot. this is a banter forum. Lynas, go forth and slag!!
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Postby Klebe » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Stef wrote:does it have to be a w/m21 why not anyone younger?My brother is 9 years old n could play better than any m/w21 :) he going for trials at Portsmouth FC for their youth academy on the 11th.


That'll be a couple of weeks before they get relegated then !!! Maybe he should apply for the first team instead :D
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Postby HOCOLITE » Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:36 pm

Ancient Grouse who is over 21 once played in a 5 a side at the scottish. Less than 5 mins play and two pulled hamstrings. Not a pretty sight and definitely not a happy parrot or should I say Grouse. You can guarantee he wont be volunteering. Mind you that is probably a good thing :wink:
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Postby Joykok » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:22 pm

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Watch out Lynas! Bowen might unleash his Bully on you!
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Postby J Taylor » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:26 pm

Just backing up Lynas here, i too was at the Peter Palmers and was unfortunate enough to witness Bowen's goalkeeping that even a Nursery child would be ashamed of. Good slagging lynas. :boosch:
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Postby Jenny E » Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:24 pm

i totally agree james and lynas!! i was not at the peter palmers, but i have witnessed bowens football attempts before so i can imagine the pain you had to endure :lol: :boosch:
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Postby Jene » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:58 am

ditto bowens footballing skills.. but he isnt playing in the team..it's 5-a-side..and he's looking for 5 players... i think its who the winning team play from the junior comp maybe?
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Postby bedders » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:30 pm

A stern test would be the first placed british team at the Scottish (ASS FC) but I doubt we'll be able to play for two reasons

1. It would be embarrassing for the junior team, we're awesome.

2. We wouldn't all be able to play.

Oh well...never mind.
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Postby Little Hoddy » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:37 pm

yeah gonna have to agree with james and lynas there. finding the football pitch was hard enough without the embarrasment of the actual play
luckily the year before i managed to switch to the opposition after the first game
now thats teamplay!
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