[insert name here] needs...

[Wattok]

A quick lunch time work relief - The radio just suggested putting your first name followed by 'needs' into google search and see what it comes up with. Quite amusing! Here's what mine came up with:

Stewart needs...
...an anger management refresher
...a time-out...again?!
...help dressing
...help naming his kitty
...a ladder
...disciplined

[brooner]

brooner needs...

nothing apparently.

my alter ego however needs:
... a belt
... sleep, badly (too true!)
... a Railway
... to touch that bar
... help
... More Work (depends if thats paid or not!)
and last but not least
... someone who will see through his behaviour and help him

[PorkyFatBoy]

Porky needs...

...to clean his ears
...to be housed somewhere once he's well

and my alter-ego needs...

...to be executed
...to go in a hole and never come out
...to be shut down
...to put on weight
...to stop smoking so much pot
...someone who has been there done that and worn the t-shirt (sounds like Gross to me)

[El]

hahaha, that's made my day
Eleanor needs. . .to calm the hell down.

[rosco]

scaramanga needs...

...only one golden bullet per hit
...a diminutive French manservant and henchman

[PeterG]

Peter needs...

...help
...to simply keep his sanity
...a home
...a stronger test or a larger mammal

[DesignatedDriver]

Designated Driver needs..

volunteers and donations
drinking-and-dancing
a ride home
revisiting
you!

[Jayne]

Jayne needs:
dough to dance
a rock
rescuing
no introduction

[magic mike]

Michael needs:
-photographs of both sides of the animal
-to focus on new trends
-some good material
-a date
-to get a haircut
-a couple of weeks of sitting quietly in a darkened room

[Stodgetta]

Cath needs a loving home with a duvet of her own

Has google spent a night with Stodge

[Gross]

Gross needs to add more weight....

OK... I'll do it... any excuse for a SEKS* session (* Svytyrus Enhanced Kilos)

[Man of Kent]

Man of Kent needs

- Herceptin
- beer in the evening
- to be registered for VAT
- to stop sailing
- help

[Jenny E]

Jenny needs:

~space
~a job
~a home

hmmmmm

[Tom R]

tom needs:
-Irn Bru
-Irn Bru 32
-to feel well again
-a shower
-sleep

oh wait I forgot:
-therapy

[Dr. Martin]

Martin needs:
- Medical Treatment (or does he?)
- to stick to playing 'The Jerk'
- to fix the bed
- a friend but the people the he meets just give him jobby
- to look up the definition of discrimination