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and TESCO stands for....

Postby DesignatedDriver » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:10 am

a brief topic after a few beers


what does N.O.P.E. stand for?
(i must stress i do not actually know, and really don't want to!)

some "witty" retorts were:

Not Obviously Protruding Entrails
Never Open Parents Email
Nobody Orienteers Properly Equipped
Puer tantus fio et effugam
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Re: and TESCO stands for....

Postby rocky » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:22 am

DesignatedDriver wrote:a brief topic after a few beers
it's ten past nine in the morning! even eddies not started drinking yet!


what does N.O.P.E. stand for?


ah that old chestnut. nothing. something. its not important, its just a label.

but the last time this came up my favourite was "Nice Orienteering People of Edinburgh".
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Postby DesignatedDriver » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:48 am

Naughty Orienteers Procreate Everywhere?

Norwegian Orienteers, Possibly Evil?

Non-Official Public Enemies

Near Often Pants Entertainment

i think i need to get a hobby.... (or just work)
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Postby Shea » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:41 pm

in Need Of Penis Extensions?
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Postby rocky » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:17 pm

nope
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Postby rosalind » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:36 pm

Not On Planet Earth
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Postby Peter B » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:05 pm

I understand it's the National Orienteering Partying Elite.
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Postby rocky » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:41 pm

i like not on planet earth, sadly untrue though. as is yours peter b.
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Postby Angry Haggis » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:17 am

Is it one of Nailest's phrases?
Stop talking, start running.
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Postby Nailest » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:09 pm

Nope.

I was always fond of the solipsistic interpretation:

No Other People Exist.
It's a magical world. Let's go exploring.
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Re: and TESCO stands for....

Postby Haze » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:19 pm

rocky wrote:ah that old chestnut. nothing. something. its not important, its just a label.


so what about er.........

Nothing Of Previous Explanation?
oi BRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!?

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Postby Shea » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:22 pm

I like it!
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Postby Haze » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:28 pm

well..........it took me a couple of tens of minutes to think of it .............. :roll:
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Postby J.Tullster » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:58 pm

So it took you twenty minutes then!
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Postby Shea » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:57 am

QED!
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