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Postby DesignatedDriver » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:16 pm

BBC News wrote:Palmist is charged with deception

A palm reader who allegedly told a Stoke-on-Trent woman he could reunite her with her ex-boyfriend has been charged with deception.


honestly - he should have seen that coming!

which reminds me - how come a psychic has never won the lottery?
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Postby NeilC » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:50 pm

DesignatedDriver wrote:
BBC News wrote:Palmist is charged with deception

which reminds me - how come a psychic has never won the lottery?


I'm sure many lottery winners have claimed to have had a premonition that they were going to win. Mind you hundreds of thousands of others who had similar premonitions didn't.
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Postby Adventure Racer » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:55 pm

That's the way the whole thing works. Not that difficult to find somebody who's had a premonition and it's come true. A whole lot easier to find somebody who's had a premonition which hasn't!
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Postby Lizi Beee » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:44 pm

All the TV psychics claim to not want to use their "powers" for self gain, but for the greater good etc etc. One word : Bull.
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Postby Shea » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:28 am

According to brainiac, a monkey can predict the future better than a psychic!
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Postby Lizi Beee » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:30 am

yeah, that was a good proof and the fork is also britain's best cutlery...
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Postby Shea » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:39 am

Though very little beats 'how to get santa unstuck from your chimney'.....
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Postby Lizi Beee » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:40 am

mm too true, bring back brainiac snooker, brainiac golf was not as good...
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Postby mharky » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:41 am

was that the blue banana, pink banana one???

You guys are all just scared of what you don't understnad...
there are loads of psychics who are full of bull, but then think about how many people have BOF coaching awards.... but there are that special few who have the gift!
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Postby Shea » Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:41 pm

Id love to meet one one day. See how im going to die, a cliff or a bear.
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Postby rosalind » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:33 pm

Shea wrote:Id love to meet one one day. See how im going to die, a cliff or a bear.


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