You know its Christmas when.....

[DesignatedDriver]

Santa hats and fake snow are on everything

The "breast or thigh" jokes start on the TV adverts

Groups get drunk and sing "mme mhuh mm scumbag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, memhuh lalala..."

[Rich]

You see the Coca Cola advert on the tele. I've still not seen it this year as yet but have heard it on the radio.

[brooner]

holidays are coming my arse.

[Shea]

When nopesport puts a hat on the wee-orienteering man.

[rosalind]

When you eat so much that your inny turns to an outty.

Those with outty belly buttons must never know when its Christmas...but then all the rest forget due to vast alcohol consumption!

[Nailest]

Groups get drunk and sing "mme mhuh mm scumbag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, memhuh lalala..."

Flicked on TOTP yesterday, Shane and Kirsty in an archive slot: "you scumbag you maggot, you're cheap and you're haggard".

[Stodgetta]

the wee-orienteering man

So that's what he's doing .
Have often wondered

[brooner]

the wee-orienteering man

So that's what he's doing .
Have often wondered

excuse me!
of course thats what im doing, it is however a rare thing.

[Klebe]

You've been looking at that picture far too closely.

[Stodgetta]

Sometimes you look at a picture and something just stands out
Sorry, Brooner!

[brooner]

i enjoy my orienteering ok.
i think someone should get you a t-shirt for christmas

[pyrat]

brooner likes to "free ball" when he orienteers in roseisle.

[bolder]

Slade or Band Aid is the background music in shops

[Fratello de Pingu]

I spend 10.5 hours at a church setting up for, rehersing for and playing in a concert

[PorkyFatBoy]

You have to pick your way through the pools of vomit to get out of the train station and to get into your office (which is next to a pub).