The "In my pants game" - especially for those bore

[richardm]

that smell in my pants - Lynryd Skynrd

cry for the bad man in my pants - Lynryd Skynrd

the worm in my pants - audioslave

i never came in my pants - Queens of the Stoneage

if you tolerate this then your children will be next in my pants - manic street preachers

perfect strangers in my pants - deep purple

nightswimmin in my pants - rem

bad day in my pants - rem

[Rich R]

Heaven in my pants - Bryan Adams
Love Island in my pants - Fat boy slim
Build it up - tear it down in my pants - fat bot slim
I see you baby in my pants - Groove Armada
Don't give up in my pant - Chicane feat Bryan Adams
You put me in heaven with your touch in my pants - Rhythm of Life
Do it to me again in my pant - Soulsearcher
Pumpin in my pants - Novy Vs Eniac
Blow ya mind in my pants - Lock & Load
Get down in my pants - Avant Garde

[Carnage Head]

Some more from the '80s and '90s:

Gypsy woman in my pants - Crystal Waters

Nothing compares 2 U in my pants - Sinead O'Connor

When I needed you in my pants - Erasure

Tarzan Boy in my pants - Baltimora

and the surely impossible

Come on Eileen in my pants - Dexy's Midnight Runners

[Niamh]

Another little hole in my pants - Aqualung

Extraordinary thing in my pants - Aqualung

Lose control in my pants - Ash

*yuck* Let it flow in my pants - Ash

Linger in my pants - Cranberries

Hello, I love you in my pants - Doors

Your face in my pants - The Frames

Baby that's not all in my pants - Josh Ritter

Nice weather for ducks in my pants - LemonJelly

Another woman in my pants - Moby

Take the long road and walk it in my pants - The Music

One night *in my pants* is not enough - Snow Patrol

and my favourite

You're the one that I want in my pants - Grease

[Wendles]

Remember 'Caravan'?
A very smelly grubby little oik in my pants
Nightmare in my pants
I Know why you're laughing in my pants
The Dog, the dog, he's at it again in my pants
Nowhere to hide in my pants
If I could do it all over again, I'd do it all over you in my pants

[Guest]

wash me clean in my pants kd lang

constant craving in my pants kd lang

a strange boy in my pants Joni Mitchell

Come a long way in my pants Michelle Shocked

This one's gonna bruise in my pants Beth Orton

Someone's daughter in my pants Beth Orton

Blood Red River in my pants Beth Orton

C'mon Billy in my pants PJ Harvey

long snake moan in my pants PJ Harvey

give your woman what she wants in my pants Taj Mahal

how do you think it feels in my pants Lou Reed

I'm waiting for the man in my pants Velvet Undergound

Get up stand up in my pants Bob Marley

Stir it up in my pants Bob Marley

I just don't know what to do with myself in my pants Dusty Springfield

I'll try anything in my pants Dusty Springfield

Am I the same girl in my pants Dusty Springfield

Son of a preacher man in my pants Dusty Springfield

I do not want what I do not have in my pants Sinnead O'Connor

soft mistake in my pants Lamb

all in your hands in my pants Lamb

little　things in my pants Lamb

less than two in my pants Lamb

[Kris]

Smiley Happy people holding hands in my pants - R.E.M

Man on the moon in my pants - R.E.M

Good vibrations in my pants - Beach boys

Everything I do I do for you in my pants - Bryan Adams

[miik]

girl you really got me going in my pants (the kinks)

[LukeW]

A few that spring to mind:

Todd Terry - Something Goin' On In My Pants
The Charlatans - Weirdo In My Pants
Eternal - Stay In My Pants
Kosheen - Hide U In My Pants
St Etienne - He's On The Phone In My Pants

[rororosie]

Oh I am such a genious..

All the small things in my pants (blink182)

(haha I beat you)

[RobSoS]

Fat and Frantic (1990's rather odd, Christian Band)

Not Enough Naked Men in my pants

[RobSoS]

Fat and Frantic (1990's rather odd, Christian Band)

Not Enough Naked Men in my pants

[RobSoS]

Fat and Frantic (1990's rather odd, Christian Band)

Not Enough Naked Men in my pants

[bedders]

(haha I beat you)

Yes indeed but...

Passive Manipulation in my pants (White Stripes)

[Wendles]

Now for the Fab Sixties!
Somebody help me in my pants (Spencer Davis Group)
Needles and Pins in my pants (ouch! Mike Penders Searchers)
Only the Lonely in my pants (Roy Orbison)
Nowhere to Run in my pants (Martha Reeves)
All Alone Am I in my pants (Brenda Lee)
Handyman in my pants (Jimmy Jones)
Tossin and Turnin in my pants (The Ivy League)
Baby, Now that I've found you in my pants (The Foundations - ha Ha good one!)
Ferry cross the Mersey in my pants (Gerry and the Pacemakers)
Dancing in the Street in my pants (Martha Reeves)
May I Have the Next Dream with you in my pants (Malcolm Roberts)

Gimme Some Lovin in my pants (Spencer Davis Group)
I'll Keep you satisfied in my pants (Billy J Kramer)
It's a Man's Man's Man's World in my pants (James Brown)
Harper Valley PTA in my pants (Jeanne C Riley)
England Swings in my pants (Roger Miller)