The "In my pants game" - especially for those bore

[Kitch]

in the spirit of true double entendre.....


Johnny Was - in my pants
Rastaman Vibration - in my pants
(Bob Marley)

[Carnage Head]

Trawling through the back catalogue of The Smiths and Morrissey, I have just found tracks that I can't remember seeing first time around, such as:

'Is it really so strange in my pants?' and the rather horrible 'I started something I couldn't finish in my pants.'

There is also the unlikely 'Vicar in a tutu in my pants' followed by the gruesome 'Half a person in my pants'.

On the kinky side, there is apparantly a 'Rubber ring in my pants', possibly accompanied by an insistence that someone 'Oscillate wildly in my pants'.

Finally, there is the sad situation of being 'Asleep in my pants', only partially excused by the plea that: 'These things take time in my pants'.

(A good game: I like it.)

[Carnage Head]

Kate Moss will be happy that the Prodigy created a certain rave record in the early '90s:

Charlie in my pants

[FatBoy]

Your always on my mind in my pants - Elvis

[Marco Polo]

How's about Fine Young Cannibals...

She drives me crazy in my pants
I'm not the man i used to be in my pants
I'm not satisfied in my pants
Good thing in my pants
As hard as it is .... in my pants


Marco

[bedders]

just a few more

Bad Day in my pants (REM)

Everybody hurts in my pants (REM)

Is This It? in my pants (The Strokes)

Barely Legal in my pants ( The Strokes)

Trying you luck in my pants (The Strokes)

Cutt Off in my pants (Kasabian) sounds nasty that one

Hot Dog in my pants (Limp Bizkit)

Rollin' in my pants (Limp Bizkit)

Just A Little in my pants (Liberty X)

Anal Seepage in my pants (Joel Veitch of Rathergood.com)

I Should Be So Lucky in my pants (Kylie Minogue)

U16 Girls in my pants (Travis)

Young Girl in my pants (Gary Puckett)

Arbeit Macht Frei in my pants (Libertines)

Bury My Body in my pants (Animals)

Dirty Man in my pants (Joss Stone)

Horrorshow in my pants (Libertines)

I Need Love in my pants (The Music)

Like A Hurricane in my pants (Neil Young)

Wild Thing in my pants (The Troggs)

[Wendles]

Supper's Ready in my pants (Genesis)
You can't kill me in my pants (Gong)
Squeezing sponges over policemen's heads in my pants (Gong)
Wet cheese delirium in my pants (Gong)
Tried so hard in my pants (Gong)
Fohat digs holes in space in my pants (Gong)
I've bin stone before in my pants (Gong)
Akehlulek'ubaba in my pants (Ladysmith Black Mambazo)

[Nailest]

The Beatles' back catalogue lends itself well to this. A selection:

Across the universe in my pants!
All together now in my pants!
And I love her in my pants!
Back in the USSR in my pants!
Come together in my pants!
Happiness is a warm gun in my pants!
I saw her standing there in my pants!
I'm a loser in my pants!
I'm only sleeping in my pants!
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds in my pants!
Magical Mystery Tour in my pants!
Norwegian Wood in my pants!
Please Please Me in my pants!
She's leaving home in my pants!
Too much monkey business in my pants!
You've got to hide your love away in my pants!

[Rich R]

Encore at 1am in my pants - The Subways

[AndyO]

brilliant thread!

brown girl in the ring...in my pants - Boney M

[gross2006]

Brown Girl in the Ring reminds me of Ma Baker.... and desperately trying to get it played... but no success:)

[AndyO]

(hope I'm not repeating others)

some good titles from Audioslave...

Like a Stone in my pants

Exploder in my pants

Bring Em Back Alive in my pants

or Bloc Party..

She's Hearing Voices in my pants

So Here We Are in my pants

[Anne]

What's Going On in my pants - Marvin Gaye
Who Makes You Feel in my pants - Dido
Trouble in my pants - Coldplay
Coming Around in my pants - Travis
Can You Feel It in my pants - Michael Jackson

[Kitch]

I realised that Inflammable Material is not actually a song title, but a album title.

"Inflammable Material" is in fact the opening words to;

Suspect Device - in my pants

[Guest]

Stary-eyed surprised - in my pants (paul oakenfold)

Daddy dont go - in my pants (jeff sampson)

Grandma we love you- in my pants (that childrens school)

Childen- in my pants (robert miles)

You saw the whole of the moon - in my pants (waterboys)

Michael Jackson - in my pants (Fatboy Slim)