The "In my pants game" - especially for those bore

[Nailest]

Sufjian Stevens is always good for a laugh when it comes to song names. A couple from his latest album:

To The Workers of The Rock River Valley Region, I have an idea concerning your predicament, and it involves an inner tube, bath mats, and 21 able-bodied men. In my pants!

Out of Egypt, into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I shake the dirt from my sandals as I run. In my pants!

[Kitch]

Infalammable Material - in my pants
State of Emergency - In my pants
(Stiff Little Fingers)

[FatBoy]

Alive and kicking in my pants - Simple Minds
Little treasure in my pants - Depeche Mode
Bed shaped in my pants - Keane

[DesignatedDriver]

Bring Me Sunshine in my pants - Morcambe & Wise
I'm Supposed To Die Tonight in my pants - 50 Cent
Ain't That A Bitch in my pants - Aerosmith
(If Paradise is) Half As Nice in my pants - Amen Corner
Can't Take My Eyes Off You in my pants - Andy Williams
Keep Young and Beautiful in my pants - Annie Lennox
Things I'll Never Say in my pants - Avril Lavigne
My Happy Ending in my pants - Avril Lavigne
Its All Been Done in my pants - Bare Naked Ladies
One Week in my pants - Bare Naked Ladies
Who Needs Sleep in my pants - Bare Naked Ladies
I Want To Hold Your Hand in my pants - The Beatles
A Day In The Life in my pants - The Beatles
Look What I Found In My Beer in my pants - Beautiful South
Do You Want To Know A Secret in my pants - Billy J Kramer
Honest Mistake in my pants - The Bravery
My Favourite Game in my pants - The Cardigans

ahhh - need to work!!!!!

[FatBoy]

Beautiful South? That's given me a thought:

Don't marry her f**k me in my pants

[DesignatedDriver]

The Sun Rising in my pants - Beloved
Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out in my pants - Bentley Rhythm Ace
Ain't No Sunshine in my pants - Bill Withers
I Do It For You in my pants - Bon Jovi
All I Want Is You in my pants - Bon Jovi
If I Were You in my pants - Candee Jay
Nobody Does It Better in my pants - Carly Simon
I Need A Miracle in my pants - Cascada
Dead From The Waist Down in my pants - Catatonia
Storm The Palace in my pants - Catatonia
Johnny Come Lately in my pants - Catatonia
Strange Glue in my pants - Catatonia
Rabbit in my pants - Chas & Dave

[Meat Market]

I still haven't found what I'm looking for in my pants

[Pingu]

Thela-hun-jinjeet in my pants king crimson

ps, anyone know what that means?

[PorkyFatBoy]

Thela-hun-jinjeet in my pants king crimson

ps, anyone know what that means?

It's an anagram of "Heat in the Jungle" which is the main lyric.

BTW I'm too busy to think of any lyrics, mainly because I never know what the songs are called anyway.

[Pingu]

Ah, so it's spelt jingeet, then.

PS: jailbreak in my pants. Thin lizzy?

[paddy]

beach boys special...

california girls in my pants
fun, fun, fun in my pants
help me rhonda in my pants
wouldnt it be nice in my pants
i get around in my pants

and finally... good vibrations in my pants

[Pingu]

That explains the expression [above left], then

[Klebe]

How about some oldies...

Laura - What's He Got That I Ain't Got? In my pants - Frankie Laine : 1967

Someone's Taken Maria Away in my pants - Adam Faith : 1965

Take A Message To Mary in my pants - The Everly Brothers : 1959

Peggy Sue Got Married in my pants - Buddy Holly : 1959

Suzanne Beware Of The Devil in my pants - Dandy Livingstone : 1972

Windy in my pants - The Association : 1967

It's A Man's Man's Man's World in my pants - James Brown : 1966

[Domhnull Mor]

A Place Among the Stones I.M.P. - Davy Spillane
Brown Eyed Girl I.M.P. - Van Morrison
I'm Going to be (500 miles) I.M.P. - The Proclaimers
Dirty Old Town I.M.P. - Ewan MacColl
Splanky I.M.P. - Count Basie
Teddy the Toad I.M.P. - Count Basie
M.F. From Hell I.M.P. - The Datsuns

Oh dear, better stop. This is getting too much....

[richardm]

she just wants to be in my pants - rem
i still havent found what i'm looking for in my pants - u2
forever lost in my pants - the magic numbers
jerk it out in my pants - caesers
set it off in my pants - static x
start a war in my pants - static x
so here we are in my pants - bloc party
chocolate in my pants - snow patrol