shark or tiger?

[Kitch]

Deep Blue Sea though

utter keech

[the duncan]

although exactly what you were doing with a surfboard in the middle of a safari i don't know.

To find a tiger, you need to be in the jungle! or in Siberia, not really safari country!!

Sharks look mean as hell, where as a tiger could look cute




That would give you brown pants!!

[FatBoy]

On the off chance you managed to punch a tiger's teeth out I don't expect you'd be around long enough to watch it starve to death. On the other hand if on the off chance you managed to punch a shark's teeth out then you could probably swim to safety before it grew new ones.

Is it Friday yet?

[DesignatedDriver]

come along Mr Duncan - i was partyin till 6AM, started worked at 8AM.

cut me a little slack.

a tiger would cut me slack.

whereas a Shark would most definitely rip my arm off.

yeah, Sharks are better.

[the duncan]

fair enough, i was exactly the same last thursday, walking home and it was getting light again.

Just like a tiger, Nocturnal!!

[LostAgain]

Is it Friday yet?

No, just another long week!

[SJ]

sharks are ugly

and they can only live in water

tigers are one of the only big cats that like to swim

they win

[Mr. Furness]

Finally the tide turns....

i was waiting to release the hollywood theory as well, after discussing this query with a work chum.

i doubt you could punch a sharks teeth out (remember they have multiple rows of teeth) and then swim to safety, it would still be able to swim dead fast and semi-swallow you, maybe even take you to some mates of his.

a tiger, toothless would have to resign to sucking milk through a straw and playing with balls of wool.

[SJ]

a tiger, toothless would have to resign to sucking milk through a straw and playing with balls of wool.

it would be adopted and fed by someone who thought it was cute

[Nailest]

it would be adopted and fed by someone who thought it was cute

[FatBoy]

i doubt you could punch a sharks teeth out

I'd like to see you try with a tiger as well!

See sharks are rubbish - this guy isn't scared:



While we're on shark facts - if you turn one upside-down it can't swim. How rubbish is that.

[DesignatedDriver]

yeah but if you turn a tiger upside down it would let you tickle its belly

try that with a Shark!

[Mr. Furness]

i doubt you could punch a sharks teeth out

I'd like to see you try with a tiger as well!

See sharks are rubbish - this guy isn't scared:

While we're on shark facts - if you turn one upside-down it can't swim. How rubbish is that.

ii liked this.

1. if you turn a tiger upside down it can't run. rubbish.

2. that guy isn't scared because that is a tiny (possibly baby) shark. i bet you'd get a que of people who wouldn't be scared to hold a baby tiger.

[FatBoy]

No but an upside-down tiger can right itself - a shark can't. It can't move at all because it loses blood pressure or something. Really!

No it's not a baby - it's just a small shark. Maybe if the subject was tiger vs great white shark, or cat vs shark but it isn't.

[DesignatedDriver]

i want to know who turned a Shark upside down to find this out?

and i have to admit - if its that easy to defeat a Shark, i may have to put my hat in the tiger corner