shark or tiger?

[the duncan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3166010.stm

as this post proves, tigers are not good pets!

Sharks are great pets, especially when they cost $12million and bought from Damien Hirst



they even double as a coffee table, how useful is that, a tiger would run all over the place and spill your coffee/tea/(your chosen beverage here)

[Mr. Furness]

that is freakin' awesome. "erm yes, i can definitely see an orange and white tiger through the door."

how did he ever get the tiger and gator into his apartment? maybe they were home-delivered in boxes... (logs onto e-bay)

[SJ]

does anyone eat tigers?

[the duncan]

i'm sure the chinese do, especially thier willies i think, which are medicinal i think,

like shark fin soup, tiger willy broth!!

(possibly, don't really know, just a stab in the dark really!)

[Nailest]

How Tiger Parts are Used in Tradional Chinese Medicine

[Guest]

Dung or feces: used to treat boils, hemorrhoids and cure alcoholism

interesting juxtaposition of ailments and proof positive that tigers are better.

[brooner]

Dung or feces: used to treat boils, hemorrhoids and cure alcoholism

interesting juxtaposition of ailments and proof positive that tigers are better.

thats a bit strange, tiger also fuels alcoholism. vicious circle if you ask me.

[Nailest]

Aaah Tiger. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[Mr. Furness]

ahh, but can you ride a tiger..?

research finds examples of both shark riding and shark hugging on jackass.

[Kitch]

you're such rotters
I don't think that people are taking this seriously

which is better and whats your reason?


Shark
cos if you punch a tiger's teeth out then its knackered.

[FatBoy]

cos if you punch a tiger's teeth out then its knackered.

Still wouldn't fancy a Tiger's claws, wheras take a shark's teeth out it'd have to flap you to death with its fins. Tiger wins.

[Kitch]

no
a tiger would starve to death,
it clearly isn't up to much with its claws anyway cos it allowed you to punch its teeth out in the first place.

a shark would grow new teeth and then bite your arms and legs and head off, and snap your surf board - which a tiger couldn't

[DesignatedDriver]

that is true - a tiger couldn't snap your surfboard in half.
although exactly what you were doing with a surfboard in the middle of a safari i don't know.

Shark is best cause it can detect prey up to 2 miles away. bet a tiger can't do that.

[brooner]

plus you know when you're going to be attacked by a shark, y'get some scary music when it starts swimming around you.

[DesignatedDriver]

thats a point - there has been plenty of Action packed films made about Sharks, but the only films i can remember being made about tigers are chick flicks.

Hollywood proof that Sharks are scarier than tigers.