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by **Nailest** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:39 pm

Maybe I should just stop making jokes about quantum physics.

After this one.

Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. He winds down his window, and the copper asks "Do you know how fast you were going sir?"

To which he replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am".

:roll:

by **Ant W** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:30 pm

Thank you

that has cheered me up no end

by **Mr. Furness** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:10 am

now then mr. nailest, that last one was spot on!

as far as i'm concerned, you can keep the physics jokes coming!

heres one for you:

there are two cats sitting on a sloped roof, at the same level. which one slides off first?

the one with the smallest mew.

by **FatBoy** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:15 pm

I'm not sure which is worse - the joke or the fact I understood it :cry:

by **Kitch** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:00 pm

Mr. Furness wrote:[
sorry if i'm wrong or if i've misunderstood.

I dunno ?
did you miss the python reference ?

by **Mr. Furness** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:40 pm

ahh- i hadn't appreciated it was taken staight from monty and co. i am a bit young for that. i was just being sad and questioning the actual physics of the sketch, which was slightly wrong.

however, i realise how sad this is all getting so i think we'll leave it there. let us never speak of it again.

by **Kitch** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:16 pm

twas a paraphrasing

without wishing to bore I feel duty bound to educate you so that you can henceforth proceed through life fully versed in the heritage of late 20th century British television comedy, it was a norwegian blue parrot, not a cat.

what really intrigues me is - having read the first couple of posts on this thread and the last page (so far) how on earth we got from the disappearance of Mrs H to quantum physics -
No don't explain, the mystery is far more delicious.

perhaps 'how on earth ?' is not the right turn of phrase.

by **Guest** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:09 pm

Well of course it was Mrs h who introduced us to the potential of crushed diamond juice - among many other delights - so perhaps it is not such a giant leap after all!

by **Becks** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:44 pm

Too young for Monty Python my arse Mr Furness! You need to get hold of a box set now!

by **Mr. Furness** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:46 am

sssshhh!

i've seen the films and some of the shows, i just haven't seen that sketch above. i'm suprised becks, i thought any comment from you would be about my nerdiness! - just thought, of course you've seen them all- you are quite a bit older than me :wink:

by **Adventure Racer** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:46 pm

The original involved a parrot rather than a cat if that helps.

Oh, and I think the veering off into quantum physics might have been my fault. Sadly I actually laughed at the mew "joke".

by **Mrs H** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:46 pm

Awww... shucks

you guys..!

by **PorkyFatBoy** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:52 pm

Imposter! We want Mrs H. not Mrs H

:wink:

by **Guest** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:13 pm

you're right Porky - that is definitely not me - is that allowed for some to register impersonating me?
The real Mrs H.

by **Guest** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:28 pm

you say you are Mrs H but anyone can add a full stop after their initial.
look
Mrs H.
see, easy.
It quite simply doesn't prove that they, you, or anyone else is me.
The fact of the matter is that only I am me

le vrai madame H

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