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by **ryeland of doom** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:25 am

Ghengis Khan beats truce.

by **Nailest** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:53 pm

Kirk beats KHAAAAAAAAAN!

by **Wendles** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:52 pm

Bran flakes beat William Shatner.

by **Disco** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:57 pm

flatulence man beats bran flakes

by **richardm** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:40 am

bikepump beats flat(tyre)ulence

by **bedders** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:10 am

CO2 bike pump beats normal pump

by **mat-d** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:14 am

Pumpkin beats pump...

by **ryeland of doom** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:56 pm

Homer (b)eats Pumpkin

by **Nailest** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:09 pm

Aeschylus beats Homer

by **PorkyFatBoy** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:20 pm

Tortoise beats Aeschylus

Legend has it that Aeschylus met his death when an eagle mistook his bald head for a rock and dropped a tortoise on it.

by **Nailest** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:29 pm

Not sure whether to go with "hair beats tortoise", or "wig beats short-sighted eagle". Take your pick.

by **ryeland of doom** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:12 pm

Viz beats syrups.....

by **Guest** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:57 pm

Bamber Gascoigne beats Viz,

He sued Viz for publishing a book in which they claimed he had contributed a profane quote. They had to reprint 70,000 copies.

by **ryeland of doom** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:06 pm

Paxo beats Bamber

(When I was a semi fast M21 - I was on UC in the Bambi era)

by **bedders** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:05 pm

Mr. Bean beats Stuffing

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