Greenfly beats Nottingham

[Klebe]

Taken from picture wars.

Mrs H said: Greenfly beats Nottingham.

In the words of Brooner...' Anyone drunk enough to translate that..'

[brooner]

there appears to be a direct marketing company in nottingham called greenfly???

and also a number of other ones i want clarifying:


b of the bang statue beats chainsaws?
chinese beats phish food? (surely fish (b)eat phish food would have been a better line of attack)
nottingham beats new york? (heard this is some sort of advert related but explain?)

[Mrs H.]

Nothing so esoteric - the actual rose pictured is called Nottingham - that's all
I could,t understand why the BBC beat ground force - and I thought all that maths /geography stuff a bit boring.
Is there one of these new and exciting ice creams call Cosmopolitan - or was Peter strecthing the point on neapolitan?
I did how ever think the bends one was pure genius

[PorkyFatBoy]

nottingham beats new york? (heard this is some sort of advert related but explain?)

It's a TV ad http://www.clarks.co.uk/ - it's the top one in the "TV ad play" section if you're really interested.

I could,t understand why the BBC beat ground force

Cos they finally decided to can it

Shame I wasn't on-line at the time because I would loved to have posted "Ipswich beat Nottingham" (6-0 I believe!)

[Klebe]

What the hells a peppermint eating squirrel got to do with anything !

May make squirrel taste better I suppose.

[Mrs H.]

I think Klebe and I were coming for different directions with the KY jelly - if you'll excuse the expression
Oh jobby - mother in law just phoned to say she'll be round in a hour with easter eggs as she's "sure you'll have something to do over the weekend" better go and clean the loo then again why bother with the whole of the rest of the house looking like JK central depot

[Peter B]

Greenfly - will investigate
Yeah I meant neapolitan but i didnt know
I dont know what the hell phish (fish?) food is but chinese food is sure gonna beat it
"JK Central Depot" - loving it

[PeterG]

I'm glad someone beat New York before I made everyone hate me by posting an aeroplane. Ah well.

[Mrs H.]

I have to admit the thought did cross my mind but I thought it might spoil my squeeky clean image - so I was going to put King Kong on op of the Empire States building - but things moved too quickly! cracking banter - trying to finalise my running order for the banter night - not doing too well -sweep the staircase before HRH arrives.

[Nailest]

So as not to derail the main thread,

Do any other JOKers reading recognise anything in Harry's Twatt picture?

I've seen it before and was pretty freaked. Larger version here.

[Mrs H.]

How do other people manage to get their links compressed into the word "here" and mine take up half a page and look stupid?

[Ed]

How do other people manage to get their links compressed into the word "here" and mine take up half a page and look stupid?

put the url inside the url tag with the word you want hyperlinked between the opening and closing tags like this:

[ url = a url ] here [ / url ]

("normal" would be [ url ] a url [ / url ] )

note I've had to put lots of spaces in to stop those appearing as actual URLs!

[Nailest]

[ url=http://www.nopepsport.com ]here[ /url]

without the spaces inside the brackets gives:

here

[Mrs H.]

thanks boys - mind you it'll take me so long to do it that the game will have moved on 5 steps by the time I make my post (I'm very proud of that hogwed)

[FatBoy]

Do any other JOKers reading recognise anything in Harry's Twatt picture?

Not a JOKer but I do know where Twatt is - going up there after the 6 day.