oh how the mighty doth fall

[bendover]

who could have foreseen this?

[the duncan]

Andrew Kitchin allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Andrew Kitchin squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Kitch, what have you been doing!!