return of the pink lycras

[harry]

the real reason shuoc don't post much on here, they're too busy celebrating and writing about their numerous football victories ( )

http://www.shef.ac.uk/~shuoc/footyreports.htm#dec5

why is craney the "danger man"? because of his power or did he wear that special kit for the footy as well?

good weekend then? i take it there was lots of banter

who won "services to freshers" and that drunken behaviour award and club couple? who attempted the yard?

[Rach]

matt d won services to freshers, craney won club tart, the club couple was a drink off between matt and hazel and dave and kathy, i think matt and hazel won...
will spain attempted the yard but didn't quite make it. the pics of his attempts are on chappers' website.
oh and jon street won the Small Foot Award for Poor Social Decorum for not knowing how he got to hospital after pub golf...

[Rhys]

You forgot Club Gimp!

David Bolton (AKA Safety Dave) - and he was proud..

[Kitch]

And following up on Melons' question
Club Bucket ?

[Rhys]

All the awards are on SHUOC site under PT Hodges' report on Memorial

http://www.shef.ac.uk/~shuoc/

[harry]

it does indeed sound legendary, 480 pints! upset i wasn't there. looks like pete's captain's efforts affected his performance at tinsley park the next day tho, either that or james' golf has improved markedly.

[Kitch]

Frankly, not good enough
What has happened to the Club Bucket ?

Awarded for most outstanding spew of the year.
A, if not The most, prestigious award.
Former holders include:
Stan Hale - for spewing on a lecturer
My good self - for a nonchalant spew in a bin next to the club notice board - interrupting the poor cleaner that was trying to change the bag.
I was proud of that yellow bucket.
tch, no respect for tradition !

[Dave s]

I hate to contest anything, but club couple was a dead heat (I'm proud!)

[Little Rob]

Rhys could be a candidate for the bucket award then!

[mat-d]

The couples race was a good race and probably did end up as a dead heat...

...not happy that i had to down 2 (and a half) pints in about 2 minutes!!
(the 'and a half' was due to me thinking Ash said "go" but unfortunately it was a false start... grr!)

but hey- a draw does suit me! even if i was sick after my "service to freshers" award

[mogget]

what a pusssy can't hold his drink!!!!

[mat-d]

...probably Top Cat, he always had problems.