The Last Stand

[Meat Market]

A serious poll for once, I am gonna be seeing mrs meatmarket for the first time in 4 months tomorrow. Over the summer i developed some blonde (not ginger ) plumage as a result of the american sun bleaching iit and am enjoying having it. However last time I turned up to see her with anything other than spiked up hair she didnt speak to me until i got it cut. I dont like this sort of banter however since it led to em being confused for will young while goingdoor to door in america (yes theyve pop idol over in california). What is the more noble cause, being under the thumb or standing up for my hair (which was blonde when iwas three but will never be blonde again once i get it cut ) Without the bird, it would naturally find itself becoming a blonde pat cashesque blonde mullet around december (just in time for xmas, kids).

btw This is a chance to amke a real impact since if the poll suggests a 80:20 split or more in favour of the hair, I will keep it (and probably forgo any loving for yet another 4 months, but you cant argue with that sort of support ). You have until 3pm to save my hair (peter g zstyle)

this was brooners idea.

[PorkyFatBoy]

a blonde pat cashesque blonde mullet .......and probably forgo any loving for yet another 4 months

is she really that shallow? but seriously, why do you want to look like a dork with a mullet and not get laid...surely you should get it cut because you love her, you're not under the thumb, you just let her think that you are

[brooner]

just remember to show her the results of the poll, nopesport has the answer

[PeterG]

Can you not just get it spiked as it is?

[Mrs H.]

Wot! and put someone's eye out? No, i think Meat market should hedge his mullet - i mean bets - turn up with the blond (the e on the end of blonde denotes that you are a woman!) hair in a sort of non-commital way and if she doesn't make a fuss all well and good - but if she does then e can make a big self-sacrificing deal of cutting it. If he cuts it before she's seen it she won't know about his self sacrifice - and he might not need to cut it anyway! either way his sex life is safe

[Klebe]

No, No, No, No, NO !!!

Whats with all this pandering to the whims of women??

Just tell her how lucky she is to have you back, then drag her to the bedroom and prove it.

Once she's got up and made you the cooked breakfast and cup of tea then you may wish to get her to comment on your hair.

[Nailest]

If you decide to go for the chop in the end, I hear Peter G knows a few good barbers.

[samsonite]

yeah i'll shave it if u want, but i have to advise u not to. hair disasters are fun, i should know. but we could do with some nice new banter footage, since SOMEONE managed to tape over most of peter g's cutting footage

[Mrs H.]

Klebe what planet do you live on? Bet you've never dared try that on your missus!

[Klebe]

Surely you mean my ex-missus

2 hours to reply - you are slipping up

[Meat Market]

When i checked it was 78%-22% so i got it cut kids. However the australian barber woman let me keep some of the blonde bits in so everyones a winner. And apparently the mullet will be there in march...

[brooner]

thats no fair, you should have told us there was a time limit, who knows what could have happened in the voting stakes this evening

hope it was worth it tho
remember to take a hat with you now tho, dont want you catching a chill.

[distracted]

thats no fair, you should have told us there was a time limit, who knows what could have happened in the voting stakes this evening.

You have until 3pm to save my hair

[brooner]

damn missed that

[mharky]

guess who i met in prestwick and then flew to G with and then departed as he went to Jonköping to meet his swedish girl with his newly cut hair...