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Postby pyrat » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:16 pm

Ive had one for 6 hours and theres no light at the end of the tunnel yet!
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Postby Kitch » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:19 pm

how many did you take ?
If you could run forever ......
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Postby PeterG » Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:38 pm

If there's light at the end of the tunnel you have a serious medical problem.
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Postby Guest » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:33 pm

sod how long how long it should last, make hey while the sun shines!
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Postby PorkyFatBoy » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:37 pm

do you mean hay, or wahey?
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Postby pyrat » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:41 pm

still going strong, think i must have bust an artery or something.
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Postby FatBoy » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:00 pm

PeterG wrote:If there's light at the end of the tunnel you have a serious medical problem.


That's the funniest thing I've read all day...
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Postby Mrs H. » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:10 pm

I think you should give up the wagon wheels! try donuts instead - at least that way when you get bored in the dungeon you can play hoopla :shock:
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Postby Peter B » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:11 pm

You have to understand the subtle difference between 'how long it should' and 'how long it will'
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Postby PeterG » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:03 pm

All is well. The pyrat's problem went away without having to resort to imagining dikalot naked.
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Postby brooner » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:53 pm

PeterG wrote:All is well. The pyrat's problem went away without having to resort to imagining dikalot naked.


did you have a hand in this?
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Postby Simon » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:06 pm

brooner wrote:
PeterG wrote:All is well. The pyrat's problem went away without having to resort to imagining dikalot naked.


did you have a hand in this?


Or in the initial problem?
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Postby phizzy » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:01 am

pyrat ave u tried wanking it yet? when uv run outta juice, it should get quite loose :boosch:
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Postby pyrat » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:27 am

all is now fine in pyratown thanks for the advice everyone.
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Postby Seamus » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:31 am

Did you location have anything to do with your problem?
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