How to get thrown out of unions

[Steve O]

First it was lobban in Potterow, and last night it was Brooner getting some serious rough justice in Teviot after having his feet more than 6 inches off the ground in a comedy dance style sort of way
A prize to the first person who gets thrown out of KB House

[samsonite]

yes big respect brooner, what a james blunt that bouncer was eh?

ah well, a good night all in all, except for when i dropped that poor girl on her head. oops. and when we ended up at supersaint's scouthut to be told to nope off again. but we got pizza.

steve, i have been thrown out of kb house b4, i kid u not. i think i've been thrown out of pretty much every club in the burgh at one time or another. i just hate bouncers and cant bare to take jobby from them.

enough of the ranting, well done rocky for your race yeterday

later

[bendover]

i used to be a bouncer, do you hate me?

[brooner]

ach weel, another grand night out folks, thanks to all...
just as well they didn't play my request of jump around or else that bouncer would have had his work cut out! does anyone remember his exact words? they were amusing at the time (well as amusing as they could be while getting chucked out a fire exit) something along the lines of "right you little [nope] i've had enough of you taking the piss"...

kiss: crazy crazy nights is my choice for nopesport party anthem:

They try to tell us we don't belong, that's alright, we're millions strong
This is my music, it makes me proud, these are my people and this is my crowd

These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights

also theres a quality sample in a david holmes track about getting chucked out of a club for dancing... that'd have to be in there as well...

[pyrat]

i was inspired by you brooner.
your chucking out led me to get thrown out of a house party later on.
and my climbing escapades inspired the bouncer to get peeved which caused a chain reaction makin u guys jump.

weird.

[brooner]

good work mate, that must have taken some effort, whatcha do?

[samsonite]

bendover - how could i hate you you loveable little rascal

i have been prompted by bendover to apologise to the bouncing community at large, i dont really hate all of em, just most, i was having a bad day, im sorry

crazy crazy nights. yes.

[pyrat]

only jumped on a pile of plastic safeway boxes!
samsonite: have you been grilled about this yet?

[bendover]

samsonite, i was just playing devils advocate. i am not a little rascal. i am a rather large rogue.

and despite being a bouncer once myself, i fucken hate the lot of them, bunch of mindless (nope)s.

[Pyro]

<totally non-o, but hey, this is the banter forum>

Sam, the current Leeds Uni Canoe Club captain has been doing his best to get kicked out of the Leeds Union (if not the Uni itself)

His crime:

He (and his chick) became the first confirmed people to shag on the union roof.

[samsonite]

by the way, i have just remembered because of pyros reply that i also had my cock out in teviot on sat, but it wasnt public and i wasnt shagging (ah well). i pissed all over the costa coffee section, on the floor and the sofas and tables.

that'll teach em

[brooner]

wtf? thats one way of pissing off bouncers...