this weekend

[samsonite at work]

hey kids and kiddettes.

how r we all? ive been away in a field for a few days and seeme to have missed some classic confusion.

good to see the infighting and backbiting continues.

i was so confused this morning to find the thread about it in our private forum. i couldnt understand how all these people had been posting in a forum they shouldnt be able to get into.

i can confirm that the pyrat was with me in said field, and therefore incapable of posting a message (if he had posted anything, let alone that article, i would have slapped him, hard).

i have my suspicions of who it is but i shall keep quiet for now. but th culprit will be hunted down like a dog and hit with a stick by my evil monkey that lives above my bathroom and randomly buys scotsman newspapers and leaves them in flat. its not a mod, cos mike is the only one who at a very hard push could get in there, and he isnt that stoopid. it might however be carol, cos i know she is masquerading as a computer dunce when she is actually an evil hacker genius. maybe.

in the words of the wu tang, nope cartel aint nuthin to f**k wit'.

why are u all slaggin each other off? stop it. if u want to do it, please do it somewhere else. i know tempers have flared this weekend cos of a fake article, but please, dont get carried away. love each other goddammit.

contrary to popular belief, we dont hate trebor, or think he is stoopid. he has some valid stuff to say, and the rest, well, who cares. its not offensive in general, so just ignore it if u dont like it. we would never had posted an article like that. (incidentally, if anyone has that article in their cache or whatever, can u copy and paste it into a pm as i cant actually read it as it has been removed. i want to see if i recognise the writing style).

pyrat will be sorting out the password problem as soon as he hits scandy tonight and finds all this chaos.

as i said the pyrat and i have been at a wee shindig in the countryside. its called t in the park, some of u may have heard of it. it was awesome. pyrat was steamin all weekend, i was pretty bad too. he was giving randoms loads of banter, including a security guard that he thought was hot. she wasnt, believe me. he also came up with the idea of festival o. i didnt have the heart to tell him about the health and safety implications. never mind. pyrat, wwhen u get this, i salute u. hope u ejoyed my sleeping bag last night.

well done to all the jwoc team, u were amazin.

the pixies rocked harder than a hard thing. they are truly incredible, even though i am not in favour of these reunion tours. they really are absolutely incredible. franz ferdinand are so dull it hurts. ben kweller, wu tang, goldie lookin chain, razorlight, alegro, needles, sons and daughters, all amazing. some other gret ones i cant remember right now. darkness, franz, pink, black eyed peas, big brovaz, etc etc all rubbish. ash are still amazin when the play their old stuff and ignore there newer rubbish, i was pleasantly surprised. i have never seen any tribute band get a crowd going like the complete stone roses. the tent was locked out to latecomers it was so busy. girls pole dangin on the tent pillars half naked. brilliant. muse so poor. killers poor. stellastar poor. rapture ace. campsite good. banter to be had with fake jack daniels. golden sun, 8 quid from lidl. anyone remember that? orbitals last ever gig looked good from the door, which was as far in as we could get. we didnt see any final band on saturday due to losing an hour somewhere, oops.

snow patrol. well. snow patrol. i think i love those boys more than life itself.
gary looked like more of a kid than ever, the place was rammed, everyone sang ever word to run and gary didnt even sing the last chorus. he lamost fell ove he was so blown away. it was incredible. people evn sang to black and blue. post punk progression rocked the tent almost off its moorings. they did crazy in love with a guest rapper.
they are the best band ever. you cant argue. i can prove it. best gig i ever saw and thats saying soemthing

hope u r all enjoying nopesport, i know there aint much going on at the moment, but please be patient it is coming.

i love u all

samsonite

[eddie]

ah golden sun... give the kids all some golden sun and let havoc commence

well report from out here its cold and well cold. the folk here think i am a proper journalist. how wrong they are.

yours reporting live from the empty press office of the European Champs

[samsonite at work]

note to self: add work friendly whiteish forum style to be selected in user profiles. look s like professional website, not a gaudy purple monstrosity.

[Jene]

ye but the purple's groovey n its so annoyin having diff colour options

[Kitch]

So,
Samsonite is on a ripper of a high after his weekend.
I was on a high up on Dun Rig on Saturday, ahhh, the wind, the bog, the cloud berries. Border hills they are so goood, despite developing a killer of a back.
I have decided - next winter season the Edinburgh contingent will be making regular sorties.

I am now going to post on Discussion cos I've remembered what I was thinking about up on those glorious heights.

[*Carol*]

well well someone thinks i have some skills of some sort. sorry to disappoint you! ive told you who i know it to be, and id quite like to assist in torturing the little jobby. and i didnt mean jobby as its bound to say when i post.

goldun sun is beautiful. remember drinking it but afterwards, maybe not.

[Guest]

who do u think it is carol?

[Jene]

so samsonite could well of been overwelmed by ppl pm'in to give their suspisions (i did as well) .....hmmm, oooooooh the suspence!! hehehe, this should happen more often

[harry]

ah your tales of t in the park make me miss the uk even more. especially as the weather has turned rubbish here in stockholm.

its been too long since i've been to a festival. but they do so ruin you. ah but it sounds grrreat. it invoked many a good festival memory which i shall now dream of as i run through the marshes and over the little hills of hellåsgården.

[harry]

whats all this about a scandal as well? must have missed that.

[Jene]

its all very hush hush, with posts being deleted and so only half of nope knowing whats going on and then however many people communicating via PM's with suspisions and questions.....blah blah cos posts are gonna be deleted like last time.......

[samsonite at work]

sorry. i thought everyone knew what was going on except me.

basically, it seems someone has got hold of pyrats password for the backend of the site and posted an article saying bad things about trebor under pyrats name.
pyrat was at t in the park at the time. the story has nw been deleted, and therefore the thread on the forum about it has been moved out of sight as it wasnt relevant anymore, with people getting angry at pyrat when it wasnt him.

i would like to take this opportunity to apologise if people got upset, and we take responsibility for someone being careless with passswords. its our fault, but it wasnt us, if u see what i mean.

i cant get at my pm's as this stoopid puter at work wont let me sign in for some reason. maybe m being stoopid cos i can hardly see im so painfully tired.

i shall read them later

[Kitch]

I was going to ignore it, nnnnnnn, ......... but, argghhh !!

suspense
suspicions

Jene, for cryiing out loud, its all your fault ! you are turning me into and old fart !

[Jene]

terribly sorry!!! lol, its just so exciting!!! he he he.......and dont even feel bad about posting crap now....what wit my name tag and all that!! lol

[FatBoy]

Jene, for cryiing out loud, its all your fault ! you are turning me into and old fart !

While we're picking on spelling mistakes is that "an old fart" not "and old fart" Kitch?