STA TRAVEL

[bendover]

when I was working at the caledonian brewery in Edinburgh, I met a guy called the Sick Dog, he's an ozzy bloke from perth. Some of you may know him. When I was living in Perth, Sick Dog was a good friend, showing me around the town.

Sick Dog has recently got a job with STA Travel (the biggest agent in australia) as a travel consultant. This morning I received an envelope in the post from him. I opened it up, and inside was the STA brochure for tours in Western Australia. The main photo on the front was of me, sitting on a thunderbox, butt naked in the middle of the outback, my family jewels hidden only by a newspaper. I believe the photo is lurking somewhere in the archives of this site. My naked ass will now be seen by hundreds of thousands of backpackers and tourists over the next 12months, until the next brochure is released. holy f*cking sh*t!

Needless to say i think this might be my proudest moment and I am considering going into retirement.

[Numbskull]

Are you happy about it? You could get a lucrative sponsorship deal if anyone sees you on it (that has money)

[PeterG]

Ah yes, the lucrative "Sitting naked on a toilet in a stupid place" market. The big names in the business will be quaking in their boots after this stunning entry into the scene by a relative amateur. Watch out guys, this man's destined for greatness.

[bendover]

haha peter, yeah i checked the recent 'international wilderness shitters' ranking league and currently i am only in 7th place, so i am currently putting my plans to undertake a career in 'desolation defecation' on hold for now.

[Mrs H.]

Here i've found you the ideal niche in the market - if you'll excuse the expression
http://www.bumperdumper.com

[Guest]

wow, lol.........and the has been there ages