If you thought BOF was bad...

[Red Adder]

I've just been flicking through the Suffolk FA County (not even national) Handbook (football) - its 210 + pages of rules and regulations - lists of lord high blah-blah etc - but hardly a mention of any of the clubs. Does cover the penalty for head butting though (7 points in case you ask), though there is a grant to help you replace your goalposts if they have woodworm or deathwatch beetle. And they claim its a simple game

Don't get me started on the rules of golf and their intrepretation (700 + pages last time I looked).

BOF suddenly seemed quite good after all.

[Gross]

there is a grant to help you replace your goalposts if they have woodworm or deathwatch beetle

Maybe BOF can employee somemore people to get grant income to replace trees with concrete?

[AndyC]

there is a grant to help you replace your goalposts if they have woodworm or deathwatch beetle

Maybe BOF can employee somemore people to get grant income to replace trees with concrete?

Makes more sense (and is more likely to be funded) to replace concrete with trees -but of course only pine trees

[haloite]

Maybe BOF can employee somemore people to get grant income to replace trees with concrete?

ummmmm...............concrete