Orienteering disciplines

[lostlad]

Due to the volume of discussion on the variety of orienteering disciplines recently, I decided to research some of the other novelty options for those wanting a change from foot-o
I found this, which looks like a very competitive event and I think would have more technical challenge than first meets the eye: uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Swedish_Orienteering_And_Firing_A_Rat_From_A_Cannon_Championships

Does anyone know when the british champs will be, as I need to prefect my rat trajectories a bit more?

[harry]

Brilliant!

The Swedish Orienteering and Firing a Rat From a Cannon Championship had managed to avoid being embroiled in the drugs scandals that had blighted other inferior sports in the 80s. However the 1998 Championships brought an end to this impeccable record, of which the sport was proud. The infamous cheat Lars-Birger Bårstäd, after finishing 4th, was found to be 10 times over the legal limits of the Class A children's medicine Calpol. It was later found that according to eye witnesses near Hammarholmen his rat was 10452 times over the limit and had died when its brain exploded. The inquest commissioned by the Swedish Orienteering and Firing a Rat from a Cannon Championships Board of Control concluded that this incident was caused by what is known in the medical professional as "gangsta trippin". Now sniffer badgers wait in the forests and swamps, springing out at random from bushes to impose drugs tests and marketing questionnaires on competitors, and of course there is juggling.

[Stodgetta]

I want a "like" button!!