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the undertaking of scotia

Postby bendover » Wed May 12, 2004 4:56 pm

89.5kg. you're going down, fatso!
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Postby eddie » Sun May 16, 2004 2:25 pm

cause my balls are like noping watermelons

88kg

eat my shorts

edit whoops i was probably thinking of bendover the last time i measured myself but got it done electonically today so the latest weigh in is 80.2kg

however i have just demolished a bag of tooty fruities
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Postby Asian » Sun May 16, 2004 2:28 pm

Roberts you'll never undertake Scotia, I don't care if you've lost 3kg in a month or what ever, You'll see a Macky D's in Bournmouth and put it all back on in one sitting.

78Kg and pumping it out in the gym, bring it on fat boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Postby bendover » Sun May 16, 2004 2:39 pm

nope up fatty!

89.3kg, dehydrated to feck, you're going down, walrus gumboots!!!
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Postby cj » Sun May 16, 2004 6:25 pm

hmm .2kg loss when most scales are accurate to within 2kg, good going
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Postby PorkyFatBoy » Mon May 17, 2004 10:24 am

bendover wrote:89.3kg!!!


You're fatter than me, you lard-arse!!!! :shock:
Maybe...
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Postby streaker » Mon May 17, 2004 10:26 am

foocking hell dover u must have biger man tits then me and mine are big.
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Postby FatBoy » Mon May 17, 2004 11:27 am

Beat you all at a massive 95kg.
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Postby the duncan » Mon May 17, 2004 11:31 am

that is a lot to caryy round an o course, its even more than me!!
i was lighter than 'dover when i last stood on some scales. but havn't done it for while now.

but scotia is a full on lightweight, he only weighs about 1/2 what i do, and if dover gets to that weight, there will be no dover!!!
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Postby Nails » Mon May 17, 2004 12:49 pm

aye i rekon dovers bones weigh more than scotia...
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Postby Mrs H. » Mon May 17, 2004 1:15 pm

But exactly how much does Scotia weigh so we can judge the true scale of this undertaking?
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Postby bendover » Mon May 17, 2004 1:23 pm

cj wrote:hmm .2kg loss when most scales are accurate to within 2kg, good going


electronic scales darling, welcome to the 21st century. and no i havent weighed myself today.
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Postby Ed » Mon May 17, 2004 1:26 pm

bendover wrote:
cj wrote:hmm .2kg loss when most scales are accurate to within 2kg, good going


electronic scales darling, welcome to the 21st century. and no i havent weighed myself today.



Hmm. Go to a dictionary and look up "accuracy". Then look up "precision". Digest the difference and then go and join pedants anonymous.
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Postby gg » Mon May 17, 2004 1:44 pm

the way bens running at the mo is pretty impressive for a fat boy, running with me and dan for 80mins and then trying to outsprint us at the end
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Postby bendover » Mon May 17, 2004 1:48 pm

i'm already a member. don't know about CJ.
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