He may highlight Mr. Blobby/Bob the Builder/Westlife (OK, the latter one was me...) as rubbish number ones, but doesn't he realise that he's been churning out similar crap chart toppers for the last x years?
Feel free to call me a jealous operatic singer with a modicum of talent (even more after a few pints

plus, even the most prudish of you can't fail to enjoy RATM's performance on 5live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiiQPqmYE1A
Love how they managed to get to the 4th one before being cut off. If only they'd managed all 17...