people we want taken out

[eddie]

a while back one of the chefs in the restaurant was involved in some dodgy business which resulted in him being walked home at night in case he got a beating from his aggressors. this got me thinking over the whole carmicheal/gross episode who would you want to be 'removed' from orienteering . this is only so we can create mharky's ideal orienteering world and any way its all light hearted fun but if anyone mentions me they will get a visit from the boys and gross's daughter who is hard as nails.

some to start you off with

carmicheal ( for being a crap planner and actually being a lord)


and of course

mr kevin king ( i thought i would get that one in early)

[mharky]

ho ho ho... where to start.... where to start...

Ed, i have to agree, Kevin King has got to go.
Now I have been pondering much on this, here is a list of a few considerd removements...

Andrew Kelly - Fiddles with.... junior competitions with no prior consultation to juniors
The entire board of England selectors - not bitter, but sometimes you just dont know what the f**k your doing
The entire board of GB selectors - again, not bitter, but somtimes you just dont know what the f**k your doing
The old person at Day 3 start of scottish, who refused to let me start because my SI-Card numer was different to the one on the start list. Even though I had got a new number printed, and godders had changed it on the computers, she was still having none of it. "Its done on the computers, its ok, I can start... look, its even on my bib..."
"but its not on my list, and i have to go by my list"
"yes, but i got it change"
"but its not on the start lise"
"i know its not on the start list, but it is changed on the computers, so its ok"
"the list"
"but"
"THE LIST "
Stupid old lady. In the end i snuck in through the blue start... mwuahahaha...

[Pyro]

I vote Mharky out...

[Guest]

hey bitch! you were the one who totalled the inflatable sofa, not me....

[Pyro]

Yeah? And?...