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by **eddie** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:37 pm

Craney is the captain of the club,
he likes to be gay in the pub,
when BJ is about,
he will be in with a shout,
As they both quite fancy a man-loving tug

by **Nails** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:43 pm

so who drunk the blueberry cider him, her or the piano?

by **the duncan** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:59 pm

also is that a miniture piano, or has he grown!!

by **lilywhite** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:09 pm

At least I put in one decent performance last week. Inspired by GG, I've started a blog up too...

http://matthewcrane.blogspot.com/

by **bendover** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:11 pm

brilliant!

by **HOCOLITE** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:19 pm

I'm sure the WCH trousers would have at least matched those if not out performed them.

by **Joykok** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:04 pm

I am glad you posted the photo to prove the inclination of your sexuality. It quite clearly shows that even with the quite outrageous "come to bed" gaze of a complete belter of a girl, you still stick 100% whole heartedly to the way of the penist.

Not even Stevie Wonder could manage that.

by **the duncan** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:13 pm

i think too much cider had been drunk, and he has gone blind, he should have had her on the piano!!

and clasic pic of you nice pants Matt, bet the ladies loved those!! as your gran always says, wear your best pants, you never know when you may get run over (not sure why they say this, but i'm told they do) should have taken that into account, if you'd had some hot pants on, maybe you'd have had more ladie son the piano!!

by **Domhnull Mor** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:20 pm

Mharky, if we're thinking of the same Annus (oo err, missus) then I happen to know her brother (oo err). That must be worth a few Brownie (sorry!) points.

by **bendover** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:20 pm

joykok - are you sure it's a 'come to bed' gaze? i think she looks a little nauseous - perhaps its from looking at craney's outrageous shirt?

by **pmats** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:13 pm

WM Tour 97, Craney pulled a nice Swedish girl at the o ringen and had this little limeric penned for him.

Crane the brain shot to fame
By pulling a lovely lass
He didn't know what to do next
So he shoved her up the a....

This time he just tickled the ivories...

by **bendover** » Thu May 18, 2006 3:37 pm

bloody hell!! good memory! i think i remember writing some of that! who were the authors?

by **buzz** » Sat May 20, 2006 4:30 pm

Never seen Craney looking so Minna!

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