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Postby weekatiepea » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:10 pm

Kate needs ... a priest and a cocktail ... :shock:
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Postby bendover » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:20 am

ben needs a cigar
ben needs your vote!
big ben needs no bell to silence pacers!
big ben needs thumb surgery but plans to play.
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Postby Dave » Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:38 pm

Dave needs:
-a hug
-a job
-plywood
-help!

-to interact with people like a human :oops:
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Postby rob f » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:21 pm

Rob needs

a job
therapy
a fun job :?
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Postby HOCOLITE » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:00 pm

Did google say that or is it RobF hoping!
Diets and fitness are no good if you can't read the map.
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Postby Babybel » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:45 pm

Jo needs...your help (apparently!)
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bob

Postby bob h » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:59 pm

bob needs...
-a mom to wash his mouth out with soap :shock:
-Mouthwash
-a life
-a rest
-the hash of his PK
-advice
-a date
-help with a combo box filter
-to remove flash
-a bad operation

I didn't think I was that bad...
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Postby Supersaint » Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:39 pm

Supersaint needs...medication
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
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Postby sgb » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:15 pm

“SGB needs to be responsible for the entire Student Activities Fee and ... I think it’s fair to all student groups to make it so that no group can circumvent the Student Activities Fee being looked at by SGB.�


No idea what that's about but it sounds like a good idea...
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Postby baz » Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:40 am

barrys needs backup
barry needs to cut himself some slack
barry needs knighted
Barry needs to develop a stronger identity in order to draw in the external shoppers the town currently lacks (eh??? :shock: )
Any child found breaking the Auntie Social Order should be sent to their Uncles for a good clip around the ear.
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Postby Lil' God'rs » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:47 am

Little Godders needs:
- Christainity without God
- white-knuckled Christian living :shock:
'If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, then Triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.' P.Z. Pearce
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Postby Mrs H. » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:01 pm

Mrs H. needs to obtain full time employment
Mrs H. needs the rest of your paperwork asap
Mrs H. needs some sun
Mrs H. needs care
Mrs H. needs one for her arty farty painting

:shock:
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Postby Wendles » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:46 pm

Wendles needs:
-at least 5 business days advance notice
-more chairs for oral sessions
-every measuring cup and teaspoon she can find
-to get a bald look or something
Muddy two shoes
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Postby HOCOLITE » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:33 pm

Mrs H. someone at google has been reading your emails, if they know you need the paperwork!
Diets and fitness are no good if you can't read the map.
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Postby HOCOLITE » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:42 pm

Hocolite needs 100 creme eggs. Ugh :!:

My alter ego
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.....only two parts
.....to plant a further 250 Olive trees this year. Now pregnant and often unassisted she will have to do the farm work by herself..... Well you learn something everyday :wink:
.....to run out and buy a copy of the mail right now
.....help with this 5 aside Football Cup
.....more help this year...Beer Festival.-Now thats more like it
Diets and fitness are no good if you can't read the map.
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