Boredom Relief - Picture War

[Mrs H.]

Surgery gets rid of red lines!

[samsonite]

laser beats surgery

(remember to whisper the word laser when ever you say it)

[Peter B]

Being a flying junior orienteer beats sailing in a laser dinghy

[helen]

world champion orienteer beats flying junior orienteer

[Peter B]

Even world champion orienteers have been beaten by the Transient Thermal response/Law of Conservation of Energy:

The Law of Conservation of Energy states that energy conservation must take place in a human for that human to succeed in an activity, such as orienteering, and hence so that the energy store may not become low or empty. A cycle would normally include energy 'build-ups' before the activity (correct and sufficent water/lucozade preparation), energy 'top-ups' ("Drinks Stations") during the activity, and finally energy 'refills' ("Wilf's") after the activity.

[helen]

geography lesson beats physics lesson any day

[Peter B helping you out]

Geography (of orienteering) beats the scientific theories (of orienteering

[Guest]

maths beats geography

[PeterG]

Angle dance beats maths

[brooner]

new york city beats dancing

[Peter B]

Nottingham beats New York

[Mrs H.]

Greenfly beat nottingham

[Nailest]

Carnivorous plant (b)eats greenfly

[Peter B]

Ground Force beats Carnivorous plants

BBC beats Ground Force

[Mrs H.]

this is not the first time i've struggled with your logic here Peter - tighten it up! Anyway - here goes:

BBC beaten by job cuts
http://newsbox.msn.co.uk/article.aspx?as=article&f=uk_-_olgbtopnews&t=3953&id=714851&d=20050321&do=http://newsbox.msn.co.uk&i=http://newsbox.msn.co.uk/mediaexportlive&ks=1&mc=0&ml=ma&lc=en&ae=windows-1252