(Eminem - Without Me)
The Controversial Song
[Intro]
"Rob Farrington/Real Name No Gimmicks"
[Refrain 1]
2 Lever Park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
[Repeat Refrain 1]
[Refrain 2]
Guess who's back, back again,
NOC are back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back...
[Verse 1]
I've created a monster,
cos nobody wants to see Ulverston no more they want Nottingham we're lots better
Well if you want controversy this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Peter B and some banter,
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker when I'm shocked when I'm at the fish and chip shop
But the Brecon fish guy's not cooperating
I'm buying some ketchup, but he's not tolerating
You waited this long to start debating but we're back, in the bag and co-bobulating
I know you've got loads of jobs Mrs. H but the JK bus problem's complicated
And Peter B won't let them be or let them beat me so let me see
I tried to shut them down at the BSSC but it felt so empty without Andy
So come on and dip, bum on your lips, jump back jiggle a hip, and wiggle a bit,
And get ready, cos this is about to get heavy,
I just set up my lawsuits-
THANK YOU BECKY!
[Chorus x2]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
Cos if you need a little controversy,
Then the guy to talk to's Peter B
[Verse 2]
Little Bexter, she thinks she's sussed it
But in fact it's only cos she listens to Busted
And as usual she's talking rubbish,
cos Nickelback are crap, can't you face the fact "bitch"
Another great, great welsh story,
Like Peter and Jene, at the 0007 or Jene and
Rhodri, let me just revel and bask, in the fact that he's got everyone kissing his ass
It's a disaster, such a catastrophe
Well you need someone to beat him, and you asked for me
Well [nope] are back [Samsonite makes batman sound]
Fix your web cable, log in
In the brambles, every sting starts to splinter
The centre of attention and back for the winner
You heard what I said, the best thing since sliced bread,
Tail or head, guys over 16 get it in bed
Testing "Attention Please"
I feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
I was on O2, but 3 network’s free
Caller ID, who rang, who texted me?
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 3]
It's tit for tat, in the [nope] junior shack,
Most of the kids talk sh*t and that,
Trebor, seriously, you could get your ass kicked
Worse than Emily G's "Favourite Guy" lists
And Moby, you could get stormed by Darkness, the Lost Prophets or Snow Patrol, whoa
In the [nope] Junior forum the music will flow,
But nobody listen to Rob, no
Now lets go, just give me some signal,
I'll be there with a laptop and my little moby phone
And this goes out to all the drummers:
"James Cleave's turned himself into a cymbal."
But sometimes, I mean it just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, which must be true, cos I'm obscene
While I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since McFly and Busted,
To do crap music so successfully
and use it to get Tories wealthy (Hey)
Here's a concept that works:
Loads of fit male white rafters emerge
But no matter who first Carol sees in Dún Laoghaire
She'd feel so empty without somebody
[Chorus x2]
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [x2] "Kids!"
The Controversial Song
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wow peter, how long u spend on that????
must admit bex...its pretty damn good
free time ye? waaay too many free periods
hmmm, im a great welsh story am i?!? lol learn summat new every day
must admit bex...its pretty damn good
free time ye? waaay too many free periods
hmmm, im a great welsh story am i?!? lol learn summat new every day
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Re: The Controversial Song
Peter B wrote:But the Brecon fish guy's not cooperating
I'm buying some ketchup, but he's not tolerating
hehe!
i think it's really good, peter b!
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