And Tonight Matthew..........

[Mrs H.]

Okay, i'm fed up with the intellectual, obtuse and depraved. What I really want to know is this:

If you were going on Stars in Their Eyes, who would you be and what would you sing?

Personally, i'm torn between Cindi Lauper's True Colours and Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart. If I was a man I think I'd go for Phil Collins Against All Odds. but who would you walk through the doors as - would Gross make a good Jonny Cash or perhaps Graeme will be Elvis Costello - what about YOU?

[Nailest]

Okay, i'm fed up with the intellectual, obtuse and depraved.

I'll get me coat.

But I think I'd make a good Aphex Twin.

[Mrs H.]

I'll get me coat.

Phew - for a moment I thought you said I'll get me goat!

[SJ]

That's a difficult question...maybe Susie Quattro...or eighties Madonna or a quarter of Abba or Debbie Harry

anyway...back to revision

[Becks]

The obscure on everyone goes "who" at? Justine Frischmann from Elastica.

[FatBoy]

You revising too Mrs H or just veeeeeeeeerrrrry bored?

Can't sing me so it'd have to be Milli Vanilli.

[Guest]

You revising too Mrs H or just veeeeeeeeerrrrry bored?

Neither - just driving home from my sisters house listening to a simply marvellous CD called "Power Ballads" - sort of music that clears the arteries. Stopped at the traffic lights and some youths were staring at me in the middle of a Peter Cetera song and it got me thinkins that's all

[Mrs H.]

Sorry that was me, senior moment

And I want to know which songs too

[SJ]

susie quattro - born to run (not as good as springsteen but no sex-changes on stars in their eyes)

abba - fernando maybe or angel eyes but I'm not sure if anyone knows that one

just driving home from my sisters house listening to a simply marvellous CD called "Power Ballads" - sort of music that clears the arteries

love that kind of thing - Warwick student union had an event with just power ballads all night - I missed it coz I was orienteering!

[samsonite]

billy idol

and nailest so is aphex btw. its uncanny.

[Mrs H.]

billy idol

MMmmmm Thats interesting, I'd got Lord Fred as Billy Idol and you as Meatloaf (regular readers of Ad Hoc will know I am very fond of Meatloaf )

[bendover]

vanilla ice

[the duncan]

my mate would be an awesome vanilla ice, he already does the whole rap, often in kareoke bars where they don't actually have the music.

me think i'd be
donny osmond!!

[PorkyFatBoy]

I thought this was going to be about which orienteer you would like to impersonate....

oh well, I suppose I could be Sting - singing "Shadows in the Rain". I'd need to lose some weight, but I could also play the bass guitar part

[hitmanjon]

Don McLean