- £2 entry discount for BOF members to be replaced by discount of 10p/mm of facial fair
- Rules Group to design new standardised Beard Callipers and Moustache Gauge to assiste clubs with implementation of the above
- SI and EMIT to be replaced by man called Gerald standing at control with clipboard
- All maps to be printed at a scale of 1:10560
- Ranking points to be awarded on basis of tightness of lycra
- All Regional events to be required to arrange ice-cream van cover
- Waterproof paper to be phased out and replaced by large umbrella taped to competitor's head
- Volunteer workload to be reduced by abolishing controllers - all disputes to be settled by game of rock/paper/scissors between competitor and organiser (best of five)
- In order to appeal to core M14-16 age group, video to be made featuring Kanye West orienteering at Sallowvallets
- Above to be paid for by new tax on purple O-kit (30p/square inch)
- KERNO to be encouraged to secede from British Orienteering to apply for own membership of IOF
- Candle-O to be compulsory for everybody
My election pledges
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My election pledges
In a desperate attempt to make up my early deficit in the nopesport election, I feel it is necessary to release some of the ideas that didn't make it into my official manifesto. And so, here are the policiies that the-federation-formerly-known-as-BOF would implement under my benevolent dictatorship:
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"If only you were younger and better..."
"If only you were younger and better..."
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Scott - god
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I think you are failing to appeal to the small - but not insignificant middle class, middle-aged, middle England female voter (and lets face it we are the ones who have to put up with the sharp end of the
What are you going to do for the likes of me, Lumpy Lycra and Hocolite (preferably something which involves several bottles of Merlot and a Hugh Jackman lookalike)
facial fair
What are you going to do for the likes of me, Lumpy Lycra and Hocolite (preferably something which involves several bottles of Merlot and a Hugh Jackman lookalike)
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Mrs H - god
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Re: My election pledges
- Events Committee to kidnap Colin Firth, to be awarded at BOC in place of W50 trophy
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Scott - god
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Re: My election pledges
Blimey! I better get out training
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Mrs H - god
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Having never heard of Kanye West I suspected that, with reference to your comment about the core M14 - 16 'membership', this might be some gorgeous female '20 something' who was. . . . er. . . . . 'easy on the eye'. I thought this a cunning ploy to attract the 'red blooded over-the-hill voter' of whom BOF has a number hiding in closets up and down the Country. A Google search left me somewhat disappointed. . . . . . .
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grubby - light green
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Re: My election pledges
Do not despair Grubby after all didn't you win your round of the CSC at Sallowvallets? I think you'll find in the Scott Manifesto that stands for the Claudia Schiffer Cup - and if he doesn't get elected you will win a date with Nick Barrable
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Mrs H - god
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Mrs H on Fri Feb 29 wrote:- win a date with Nick Barrable
At least you chose the right date - the next one's not till 2036.
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graeme - god
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Re: My election pledges
Rather than a "man called Gerald", can we not have A Guy Called Gerald instead?
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