An Indian chief had three squaws, each living in a separate teepee. Because he was out hunting all day and it was dark when he returned, he couldn't tell which squaw was in which teepee, so he carpeted each with a different animal hide: the first squaw's teepee had a hippopotamus hide, the second a buffalo's, the third a bear's.
As it happened, all three squaws became pregnant and duly gave birth to the chief's children. The squaw who rested on bear hide had a boy; the squaw on buffalo hide a girl, and the squaw on the hippopotamus hide had both a boy and a girl.
This proves that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.
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Dids.... lets get Ewan to post the story he sent my Kirsty for my birthday book on Nopesport... the one about Willy Wonka... that'll show we really are all nothing but real orienteering geeks of the 1st degree:)
Go orienteering in Lithuania......... best in the world:)
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