Alright kids, i may have partaken in a "few" beers and am somewhat under the delusion that this may be quite banterous....
loosely based on the Fairytale of New York (but please differing enough not to empeach on copyright laws!)
I will get us started:
It was Christmas Eve, babe,
In the nope think tank,
A wise man said to me,
........
over to you:
Fairytale of nopesport
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Fairytale of nopesport
Puer tantus fio et effugam
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DesignatedDriver - diehard
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i believe that is depeached
empeached runs along the lines of empowered. it involves the introduction of a peach (obviously) into a persons normal daily routine.
its a little known fact that the peach is multifunctional. as well as being a tasteful but messy snack, it has telekinetic properties - rendering the unwitting absorber a very powerful magnet for banana skins.
the banana skinned individual would then become very slippy to touch and as a result is able to partake in numerous high-profile bank robberys, with the police unable to apprehend them.
as such they are able to purchase large amounts of alcohol and drugs, over-indulge in both, killing 95% of their brain cells.
then the almost brain-dead tree-stump makes a spelling mistake on a post they make on nopesport.
empeached runs along the lines of empowered. it involves the introduction of a peach (obviously) into a persons normal daily routine.
its a little known fact that the peach is multifunctional. as well as being a tasteful but messy snack, it has telekinetic properties - rendering the unwitting absorber a very powerful magnet for banana skins.
the banana skinned individual would then become very slippy to touch and as a result is able to partake in numerous high-profile bank robberys, with the police unable to apprehend them.
as such they are able to purchase large amounts of alcohol and drugs, over-indulge in both, killing 95% of their brain cells.
then the almost brain-dead tree-stump makes a spelling mistake on a post they make on nopesport.
Puer tantus fio et effugam
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DesignatedDriver - diehard
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- Joined: Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:34 pm
- Location: just West of East, a little South of North
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