Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
The trip around the sun.
And the whole gang gathers round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough.
So let's drink to your fading health,
And hope you don't remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
Cause if you feel you're doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn't ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your lifes so sad it s funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dear Auntie Lobban
happy birthday to you...
Happy Birthday dear Auntie...
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brooner - [nope] cartel
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aye, happy birthday big man, forgot to wish you all the best last night when i saw you, was thinkning too much about my legs which were shagged.
how was snatch?
how was snatch?
'Grab it by the balls'
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the duncan - diehard
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even though i've never met you,
i feel i know you so well,
you've brightened up my weblife
with this website which is swell.
i bet you're looking back to when
you were a skinny little runt
well you'd better keep on looking
now you're a wrinkly f*cked old c*nt
so happy birthday, bawbag
ya stinkin heap o sh*te
enjoy it while it lasts ya tw*t,
you legend, samsonite!
i feel i know you so well,
you've brightened up my weblife
with this website which is swell.
i bet you're looking back to when
you were a skinny little runt
well you'd better keep on looking
now you're a wrinkly f*cked old c*nt
so happy birthday, bawbag
ya stinkin heap o sh*te
enjoy it while it lasts ya tw*t,
you legend, samsonite!
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Becks wrote:And yes I have no life. It returns to me at 11.00am next Thursday.
I knew you medics were onto something good, but I didn't know you'd perfected the art of suspended animation! and with such accuracy in timing as well. who's got the rights to this, they could make millions!
Back to the point - Happy Birthday to Samsonite, the founder of this fine establishment.
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Brooner, you are a man of many, MANY tallents.
happy birthday auntie lobban
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happy birthday auntie lobban
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