Rugby.... ok a bit late

[Gross]

Had this in my email:

Subject: URGENT TRAVEL NEWS FROM THE BBC


England supporters awaiting the arrival of the 'Grand slam express' are

advised that due to a points failure and subsequent derailment at

Murrayfield, the 18.12 from Edinburgh has been cancelled.



Further bad news as the A1 south has been blocked by a large number of

wheel less chariots. Police advise that any owner of a vehicle unable to

swing low, should call Scottish emergency services on 0900- GETITUPYEEZ,

and await the arrival of someone coming for to carry them home. Kind

locals are believed to be keeping distressed England supporters supplied

with large amounts of humble pie, although sour grapes are available if

necessary.

[the duncan]

well done Gross!!

but by the time you can next send that bulletin, it'll be a good six years!!

[Dave S]

Reports are that England pressed the sour grapes down and drank them from their world cup, ah well.