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The Alternative Nopesport Awards

Postby badger » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:54 pm

Any suggestions and nominations for the alternative Nopesport awards?

To kick things off i nominate Chris Mitchell for best orienteering result whilst wearing cords (At this years JK).
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Postby Gandralf » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:05 pm

I nominate Kris Jones for beating Peter by 1 second at JHIs
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Postby bedders » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:35 pm

Gareth Little for best rendition of Tragedy
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Postby Brizzle » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:36 pm

Hardest attempt to get disqualified at KIMM (and getting away with it)...Rhys for loosing hat within about 10 mins, eating emergency rations and saying nice words to the controller (he deserved it mind) :lol:
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Postby badger » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:43 pm

I was gonna have Gaz as best (Or worst) drunkard.

But i imagine there will be a few more contenders for that catagory.


And whos gonna get the coverted 'Most Naked' award.
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Postby Gandralf » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:56 pm

The lads that went to Halden- they had naked races
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Postby Stodgetta » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:01 pm

You could go for a whole host of "Naked" awards:
as well as Most Naked, you could have Least Naked, Best Naked, Worst Naked, Best Not Naked, Longest and Shortest Naked...

It's been a long day... :oops:
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Postby mharky » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:43 pm

MF: for the most cars damaged by the accidental actions of a driver
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Postby Brizzle » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:49 pm

I do not think that a personal matter that has nothing to do with you should be discussed in a public forum. I really feel the above should be moderated.

-mod's note: done!-...hilarious

-mod's note 2: ooh, maverick. we've discussed this already. boohoo-
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Postby DesignatedDriver » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:50 pm

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Postby brooner » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:51 pm

most impressive unidentified drinking injury?
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Postby DesignatedDriver » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:59 pm

hey brooner - how was last sat night?

was all set for the gas chamber, but the bit on the side wanted to head home - she had the keys so i couldn't leave her


how about Most Appearances on the "Club Which Must Not Be Named" Stage
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Postby Rhys » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:09 am

Hardest attempt to get disqualified at KIMM (and getting away with it)...Rhys for loosing hat within about 10 mins, eating emergency rations and saying nice words to the controller (he deserved it mind)


Not forgetting the compass i left outside the car. Still navigating better than you though eh? :wink:

Oh and I'll second the Mitchell nomination, most impressive carrying your keys,passport,wallet and comb round too.
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Postby rob f » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:08 am

I nominate rhys for his great lycra modelling at this years scottish
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Postby Fratello de Pingu » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:30 am

how about member to most clubs award
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