The Banter Around Here is reekin

[J.Tullster]

[eddie]

its all about the splinter factions tulliebags

[brooner]

its all about the splinter factions tulliebags

it is indeed

[badger]

I thought the camel toes were quite interestin....

There seems to be a lack of drunken musings recently. I think this is down to the image that such postings create.

Just look at the completely unjust reputation G has gone and got.

[Wendles]

There's no banter around here because you young 'uns all appear to be in bed! Can't stand the pace eh?

[pyrat]

aye I agree. less of the yeah its time to wank over out monopoly boards and more mindless disgusting chat like the old days!!

[juniorkyle]

Yassss!!! Finally got my degree essay finished, and with nearly 8 hours to spare. Get in!!!

[Nails]

4:05 -kyle whats the suggested mix of sugar, caffiene, alchohol etc for getting an essay done? -mines not going anywhere

[Bilson]

A belated to splinter factions.

[DesignatedDriver]

hello kids - its been a while.

been sittin at home (when i say home, i actually mean work) healin as best i can.

my mum and dad are over next weekend, and i will have to come up with a suitable way to cover/explain the four inch scar down the middle of my head.

i am aware i am an adult, and should just tell them the truth - but i can't handle the interogation and disapproving looks.

so - my ever trustworthy pool of usefullness

any ideas what i can do?

answers on a SAE
(they won't believe i did it running, by the way.)

[PeterG]

Well, you could have been running. Last I heard you have no real memories so its not really a lie.

[PorkyFatBoy]

i will have to come up with a suitable way to cover/explain the four inch scar down the middle of my head.

How about this:
You went to a party. It was fancy dress. There was a Pyrat. You spilled his pint. He wacked you with his cutlass, causing the gash to your forehead. He's now fled the country for fear of retribution.

either that, or buy a few tubes of Clearasil.

[DesignatedDriver]

[quote="PorkyFatBoy]...either that, or buy a few tubes of Clearasil.[/quote]



okay, moving on.

i like the theory of that idea, but again, it involves drinkin. would get that disapproving look again.
right. have a hat. need a reason to be wearing it indoors. (at a restaurant)
also dabbled with the idea of taking a black marker to the scar to hide it.
could work....

[brooner]

have a hat. need a reason to be wearing it indoors. (at a restaurant)

what about wearing a turban and telling them you've found religion?

[PeterG]

Or wear a long blonde wig, fake boobs and tell them you found yourself.