Buffalo theory

[Klebe]

"Well you see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

(and…. just for G.)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

[DesignatedDriver]

i knew it!

all this time i was actually streamlining my mind.

[PeterG]

(and…. just for G.)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

I'm not sure love really factored in what he was telling everyone at the scottish, then again, I've been wrong before.

[Guest]

"Well you see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

(and…. just for G.)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

And advice for G the excess consumption of alcohol limits capacity in other ways

[DesignatedDriver]

is that drawn from personal experience?

(i suppose you were wise to post that as a guest!)

[DesignatedDriver]

think i will be taking it easy after tommorrow!

how many times have i said that

yet everytime i try, something comes up.

"Its my birthday", "I'm only in town for tonight", "My sister is visiting from Sweden", "Its cheap drinks in Snatch", "The sky is blue" etc.

you'll be back off the wagon soon enough G