Movie Quotes

[DesignatedDriver]

anyone up for a game?

i'll start easy:

Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag.

sitting watching a movie on a Saturday. hark at the party animal....

[brooner]

whats all this about, this isn't as good as it gets, we would have invited you out dancing with us but nobody had your number don't worry, saturday will be a blast and will more than make up for it!

[samsonite]

as good as it gets is not a film. its chick fodder passed off as comedy

[DesignatedDriver]

how can you say that - i really enjoy that MOVIE!

appears i have touched a nerve...

Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.

starting to get a little more difficult

[Guest]

The last Boy Scout!

[DesignatedDriver]

oh, and anonymous nips in and steals one!

Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a nope how crazy they are.

[DesignatedDriver]

a shoot

and


a hit

[DesignatedDriver]

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

ah, he tried to catch me out by editing his post.
but i is on to that carry on..

[rocky]

donnie darko

[DesignatedDriver]

result.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

starting to get into the little known movies now...

[Mrs H.]

You're in "Big Trouble" now! aint Ya?

[DesignatedDriver]

hmm, it would seem i need to make these a little more difficult.

lets see how you fair on this one:

You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her [nope]ing heart out.

(hope nobody noticed the swear..

[Mrs H.]

Sorry DD this is too easy - i'll Terminate my participation and let someone else have a chance

[DesignatedDriver]

before you go, try this one:

Captain Chaos: J.J... Long time, no see.
J.J. McClure: Nice to see you, Captain Chaos. Captain Chaos: Have no fear, 'Him' is here.

[Mrs H.]

out of interest , how old are you? You seem very 1980's orientated
Try this: "Glenmorangie - on the rocks"!