neil northrop in pensioner attack

[eddie]

neil northrop alias nails alias monkeyboy has today finally met his comeupance when he was on the end of a savage beating my a mr j bloggs of york. Mr Bloggs was provoked into said attack after an inconsiderate mr northrop started spraying champers in the middle of the city centre on monday. this alarmed mrs bloggs who has a dickie heart anyway so mr bloggs used his walking stick to give the youngster a few souvenirs from his time in the historic city namely brusies and a broken leg.

[Guest]

namely brusies and a broken leg.

Could have been much worse if it was Mrs H's dad and not Mr Bloggs....wait a minute...what was her maiden name?

[Guest]

Meanwhile in a seperate incident GG was trying to escape from a super sized baby in the shop window display behind Neil...serves him right for having curtains!

[Nails]

Ha ha...thought this thread was going to contain something completely different...nice one. Ann smith told me not to spray it on the old man who'd presented the prizes, as he had a dicky ticker. Rekon i got more on jenny and the crowd than on me though!

[Mr. Furness]

ha ha! - and what about the woman in pink fleece behind and left of neil

she looks quite, quite afraid.

[Nails]

she's clawing at her old timer

[gg]

damn that baby

damn the police for taking the photo

[streaker]

last time i sprayed in york, almost was take to the pig station.
but a good effort anyway

[Nails]

streaker...hope you didn't 'get most of the crowd' when you last sprayed in york