last thursday night i was the honoured receiver or the Laurant Garnier (or something) Award for best first year sporting performance at edinburgh uni.... i think, me memory's a bit hazy! anyways, there are a couple of orienteers names on there already 1- mr Jon 'JD' Duncan and 2- mr Ben 'Dover' Roberts.
one fo these has a handful of wc top10s and a woc medal. the other celebrated his 25th birthday sumo wrestling in some mud..... anyone got any advice as to where the paths of these athletes split and which one i should follow?!?!
mind you, nailest reckoned id picked my path when i started drinking turbo diesel out the trophy....
Wheres the turning???
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I'll tell you exactly when...about 430am the night Bendover won that award. Before then he was a true gentleman, dedicated in every aspect of his life, a man who always went about everything by the book. The turning point however came when having walked the girl he had cavorting with to her door even though it was on the other side of town from his (what a gentleman), she seemed to return the kind gesture by giving him the use of her couch for the night as it was very late and taxis were hard to come by. Then came the moment, the turning point, when the true champion in roberts was stolen...there was no bloody couch anywhere in her flat...I am not sure what exactly she did to him but things would never be the same again...it's not a secret anymore, now we know your a dirty whore!!
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just to drag up an old topic... i just happened to be web browsing (again!) and stumbled across the rather amusing statistic that in the world wankings i am currently still wanked 83 places above a certain 'strain, murray' aka rocky. somewhat noping unbelievable really. so rather than choosing the right path you'd better get training/competing young man.
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couldn't you be doing something more contructive with your time??? finding some more chicken markets or such like nonsense?
and what we all want to know is: does hunter still have his curly locks from the days of old on gladiator?
and what we all want to know is: does hunter still have his curly locks from the days of old on gladiator?
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