thats got to be the rowdiest snatch yet, surely? what a laugh. pyrat was hangin upside down by his pants. he kicked me in the face. broke my glasses. bruised my nose. i poured a whole vk all over myself when the final countdown came on. i ate cream pie of some poor girl's boobies. i swore at the crowd from the stage. a lot. i got free drink. we all got filthy. the place was heaving. we had to QUEUE to get in! cider. amazin. so sweaty, dirty, sticky, boozy amazin. woop woop. nope t shirt may be ruined. poo. some random girl in a nope hat.
overheard on the bus today - 2 pollock posh birds -
"i went to that snatch social night last night. it was bizarre. not like any of the places we normally go. it was so filthy. and the music was bizarre. the played DOLLY PARTON! i didnt really understand it. and they had boys on stage licking girls boobs. it wasnt very nice. and people were so drunk! like really falling over and being sick and things. it was very bizarre."
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