alrighty people. happy new year all. sorry i have not been posting and catching up with young peter but my flatmate is trying to built a supercomputer and i don't want to touch it.
anyway more banter is emerging from new years eve where i was drunk as a skunk
me throwing a large crate of chocalte drinking powder over wo wo
me smashinga huge bottle over miss m's corridor. there is a reason here. while over at mr rattrays. uncle buick was on he thows a plate on the floor doesn't smash he taps it on a grand piano it goes into a thousand pieces. i realise now i am not john candy. so it wasn't my fault the telly made me do it
trying to ring dickie far too many times
talking codshit to Miss stevenson poor girl
and the best bit. AliB and ewan went wondering around pollock trying to find a place to kip for the night. they try a door. it's open. so they wonder in make themselves comfy. I stubble in in the morning we feast on her tracker bars and diet coke. tidy the room. leave.
on the way to shitty resteraunt mr mccarthy informs me he left our landlady a note.
' Hi there Katleen thanks very much for the lend of the room thanks for the tracker bars and diet coke. you are fit give me a ring sometime on 07764985016 Ed x'
last sunday i am working away
bring bring
Ed 'Hello'
Katleen ' Hello who is this'
Ed 'sorry who is this'
Katleen ' you should now you stayed the night in my room'
Ed (lightbulb emerges) 'excuse me?'
Katleen 'on hogmany'
Ed 'sorry love? '
kaltleen(getting more irate) 'In pollock halls'
Ed 'Where love?'
Katleen 'In edinburgh'
Ed 'i have never been to edinburgh'
Katleen (making cross noises) 'you've breached my security my door was locked before i went on holiday' rant rant rant
Ed ' sorry to hear that'
Katleen (still raging)
Ed 'oh i know some friend in edinburgh could have been them okay bye bye now'
Katleen 'what who are they tell me TELL ME'
Ed ' yep cheers bye'
i have her number now
bizarre should i go and stalk her or even better plan
can everyone on nopesport text her at the same time 'Thanks for the tracker bars' i'll fix a date once the word has spread.
NICE ONE BRUVA!!!
Ewan, Ali, Fred, Some yank bird and new year carnage
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how did you manage to smash the bottle into so many tiny pieces? next time you are in pollock come and have a look at the glass stuck to the ceiling and walls.
me and katie and luce were paid in alcohol to mop 4 pantries, quality! it only took about half an hour and were given a special cleaning trolly. we have been renamed brenda 1, 2 and 3.
me and katie and luce were paid in alcohol to mop 4 pantries, quality! it only took about half an hour and were given a special cleaning trolly. we have been renamed brenda 1, 2 and 3.
it's all fun
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m - nope young team
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yeah nice one ladies for a qwality party! wish i could remember a little more of it....
anyone heard any rumours about why the street party was cancelled i heard theyd recieved terrorist threats about an SB Pulling machine coming to town....?!?!
anyone heard any rumours about why the street party was cancelled i heard theyd recieved terrorist threats about an SB Pulling machine coming to town....?!?!
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She'll be comin' round the mountain
When she comes,
(When she comes).
She'll be comin' round the mountain
When she comes,
(When she comes).
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She'll be comin' round the mountain,
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When she comes,
(When she comes).
She'll be drivin' six white horses
When she comes,
(When she comes).
She'll be drivin' six white horses
When she comes,
(When she comes).
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She'll be drivin' six white horses,
She'll be drivin' six white horses,
When she comes,
(When she comes).
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her
When she comes,
(When she comes).
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her
When she comes,
(When she comes).
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her,
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her,
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her,
When she comes,
(When she comes).
When she comes,
(When she comes).
She'll be comin' round the mountain
When she comes,
(When she comes).
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
When she comes,
(When she comes).
She'll be drivin' six white horses
When she comes,
(When she comes).
She'll be drivin' six white horses
When she comes,
(When she comes).
She'll be drivin' six white horses,
She'll be drivin' six white horses,
She'll be drivin' six white horses,
When she comes,
(When she comes).
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her
When she comes,
(When she comes).
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her
When she comes,
(When she comes).
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her,
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her,
Oh, we'll all go out to greet her,
When she comes,
(When she comes).
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And I'll do it from Iraq, from a satillite phone, an Iraqi mobile and an internet account all at the same time, she'll jobby the bed mate!
You can't expect to reach the top without a little climbing!
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oh dear oh dear
last night i was at work boss rings me up eddie you are in the wrong resteraunt so hope on a bus to go to my flat. on the way....
ring ring
Eddie: Hello
caller:is that ed
yep
hello its charles hill from the univeristy of edinburgh
(arse they have realised i am just bumming around again this year here comes the chop)
okay
its regarding an incident at new years.(sweeeeet in the clear deny everything)
anyways the short is that she has called the feds. her folks are really pissed off and he threatened to call the police. not good. i told him to send us a mail. he said get those young hoolies to send an a apology or else
so young katleen should expect some banter form Hugo arancahz vacario and MR X and hopefully flowers and an invite to dinner
rememeber
you aint seen my
right
last night i was at work boss rings me up eddie you are in the wrong resteraunt so hope on a bus to go to my flat. on the way....
ring ring
Eddie: Hello
caller:is that ed
yep
hello its charles hill from the univeristy of edinburgh
(arse they have realised i am just bumming around again this year here comes the chop)
okay
its regarding an incident at new years.(sweeeeet in the clear deny everything)
anyways the short is that she has called the feds. her folks are really pissed off and he threatened to call the police. not good. i told him to send us a mail. he said get those young hoolies to send an a apology or else
Dear Ed
As agreed earlier on the phone could you please arrange for the
gentlemen involved in the incident at Chancellor's Court, Pollock Halls
to please email me an apology that I can pass on to the student
concerned. As you can imagine she and her parents are very concerned
that this has a) happened and b)are looking for an assurance from the
gentlemen involved that this will not happen again. As an officer of the
university I have to act when a formal complaint such as this is
received.
I'm grateful for your help in this matter and appreciate that you were
not directly involved nor indeed actually in Edinburgh at the time of
the incident.
Yours in anticipation,
Charles J. Hill
so young katleen should expect some banter form Hugo arancahz vacario and MR X and hopefully flowers and an invite to dinner
rememeber
and appreciate that you were
not directly involved nor indeed actually in Edinburgh at the time of
the incident
you aint seen my
right
nope it i still have the coolest hat in school
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eddie - [nope] cartel
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for sure for sure
phoned ali last night pretending to be charles hill left a voice mail the works. he said he thought it was me at the start but my lovely ecosse accent fooled him.
proper gave him a lot of abuse
sweeet as
phoned ali last night pretending to be charles hill left a voice mail the works. he said he thought it was me at the start but my lovely ecosse accent fooled him.
proper gave him a lot of abuse
sweeet as
nope it i still have the coolest hat in school
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