well, we sure have hit the festive seeason with a run up this year.
3 nights in a row. i really dont know if i will ever feel huma again. motherfunk tuesday, city wednesday, snatch thursday. 4am snatch license. people buying me drinks. breaking up fights on wednesday. got home so late this morning i got a bus home. not a night bus. it had morning people on it. oh dear. all day binge starts in about an hour. jobby. general carnage tomorrow night. SNOW PATROL sunday, another all day.
can someone please help me. i have real problems.
the festive season
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samsonite - class clown
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good night last night then? did u have 'celebs' staying with you in the end?
i don't think you will feel huma again.
and before anyone tries to offer some advice on how alcohol doesn't help training - don't bother, samsonite's last run was at the alc-o
i don't think you will feel huma again.
and before anyone tries to offer some advice on how alcohol doesn't help training - don't bother, samsonite's last run was at the alc-o
“Success is 99% failure� -- Soichiro Honda
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brooner - [nope] cartel
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update
just finished round 4
13 hours, 10 of which sat at the bar in rush, jack daniels all the way. i would recommmend using my system of single/double rotation in 15 min intervals, with 15 mins recovery evry hour. it seems to fit in best with the rest of my booze training schedule. when u feel confident on the jack, move on to alcopops. my personal fave at the mo is orange vk. can anyone suggest a different brand, as i have been thinking about switching but i am not sure about whether it will actually help my training and whether it will contribute to a good performance in important events. my heart rate monitor says that my pulse is one beat per minute at rest, and 3 per min when i lift my glass. if anyone feels they would like to see the graphs i will have brooner collate the info and display it in my own training diary online http://www.samsoniteisjust4xmasnotforlife.org round 5 tomorrow, apparently a flat drinking session in front of th tv followed by a spriint session in the bongo club with some of the nope crew plus liggers. also i would advise against going anywhere near pubs or clubs or chippys this weekend or any day till about 15 jan, as every town village and hamlet has been infested with office types on festive nights oot. i have never been so ashamed of humanity in my life. and i now see why edinburgh has such a high incidence of date rape. so if u go down to the pub today, ur in for a nasty surprise )some ned from scottish widows in a ben sherman shirt trying to get off with you while he spills his smirnoff ice all down himself, and then throws a kebab at his best mate cos he asked him if he wanted another.)
hehehehehehehehehehyehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehe
why do people think that i havent ever been called jack osborne before. and why do they get a bit confused when i take the piss out of them aboot it. bloody neds.
stay tuned for day 5 in the big booze house
and then day 6, the grand finale - SNOW PATROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do u mean i dont love you - i am standing here arent i?
just finished round 4
13 hours, 10 of which sat at the bar in rush, jack daniels all the way. i would recommmend using my system of single/double rotation in 15 min intervals, with 15 mins recovery evry hour. it seems to fit in best with the rest of my booze training schedule. when u feel confident on the jack, move on to alcopops. my personal fave at the mo is orange vk. can anyone suggest a different brand, as i have been thinking about switching but i am not sure about whether it will actually help my training and whether it will contribute to a good performance in important events. my heart rate monitor says that my pulse is one beat per minute at rest, and 3 per min when i lift my glass. if anyone feels they would like to see the graphs i will have brooner collate the info and display it in my own training diary online http://www.samsoniteisjust4xmasnotforlife.org round 5 tomorrow, apparently a flat drinking session in front of th tv followed by a spriint session in the bongo club with some of the nope crew plus liggers. also i would advise against going anywhere near pubs or clubs or chippys this weekend or any day till about 15 jan, as every town village and hamlet has been infested with office types on festive nights oot. i have never been so ashamed of humanity in my life. and i now see why edinburgh has such a high incidence of date rape. so if u go down to the pub today, ur in for a nasty surprise )some ned from scottish widows in a ben sherman shirt trying to get off with you while he spills his smirnoff ice all down himself, and then throws a kebab at his best mate cos he asked him if he wanted another.)
hehehehehehehehehehyehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehe
why do people think that i havent ever been called jack osborne before. and why do they get a bit confused when i take the piss out of them aboot it. bloody neds.
stay tuned for day 5 in the big booze house
and then day 6, the grand finale - SNOW PATROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do u mean i dont love you - i am standing here arent i?
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samsonite - class clown
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and no brooner, no celebs, although wee john did shake my hand very firmly and thank me for the offer, but they were heading back to the weege.
and i didnt really run at the alco, DNF after 1 control
and i didnt really run at the alco, DNF after 1 control
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samsonite - class clown
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round five went off without too many probs. back to the scene of the round 4 crimes, just to go over the mistakes and try and rectify them in future. i feel i am training to the best of my ability right now and feel confident for next seasons important booze races. although i tghink i have contracted SARS 4:the final chapter, so i may be dead by then. bongo club it was, beuatiful it was. met some crazy folks, ali b went home early cos he couldnt handle about 5 beers and a few JDs. man down. someday this boozin gonna end. we have lost many good men this week. we'll meet them again in the big boozer in the sky. we met some stoopid punks on the way hom,e last night and told them we were filming for mtv (with a pissy little digital stills camera!) u should have seen them falling over themselves to get on camera. amazin. i shall post the vid when i can be bothered, and some photos from the festivities. what doesnt kill u makes u streonger. i think i am invincible. bring it on. pints in 15 mins.
ANDREWS A STARFIGHTER PILOT
ANDREWS A STARFIGHTER PILOT
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samsonite - class clown
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to set the story straight, it was 8 beers and 5 jd's i think. The last beer didnt stay down tho and reappeared with a head of wholemeal pasta from the depths of my belly.
4 times the fibre of normal coop pasta!
love actually is a good film, lots of chuckles and warm fuzzy feelings.
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4 times the fibre of normal coop pasta!
love actually is a good film, lots of chuckles and warm fuzzy feelings.
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argh, its 10:46, my train leaves in less than an hour, i need to pack and i feel like jobby, i have a bottle of bru and a clean sp t-shirt (apart from lobban probably stretching it) so all is well...
lobban: you fat handed twat yer a star
eddie: awww, why didn't you come for a 4some?
phizzy: legend
thanks for the phone messages, truely beautiful, i'm going to record them as mp3s for prosterity.
it was beautiful.
People try to take my soul away
But I don't hear the rap that they all say
They try to tell us we don't belong, that's alright, we're millions strong
This is my music, it makes me proud, these are my people and this is my crowd
Chorus
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
Sometimes days are so hard to survive, oh yeah
A million ways to bury you alive
Hey, the sun goes down like a bad bad dream
You're wound up tight, gotta let off steam
They say they can break you again and again, if life is a radio, turn up to ten
Repeat Chorus
Ohh, these are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, come on
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, yeah, whoo
And they try to tell us that we don't belong
But that's alright, we're millions strong
You are my people, you are my crowd
This is our music, we love it loud
Yeah, and nobody's gonna change me
'Cause that's who I am, ooh
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, oh yeah
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, oh, oh
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, yeah
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, hey
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, oh yeah
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, come on
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, oh yeah
lobban: you fat handed twat yer a star
eddie: awww, why didn't you come for a 4some?
phizzy: legend
thanks for the phone messages, truely beautiful, i'm going to record them as mp3s for prosterity.
it was beautiful.
People try to take my soul away
But I don't hear the rap that they all say
They try to tell us we don't belong, that's alright, we're millions strong
This is my music, it makes me proud, these are my people and this is my crowd
Chorus
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
Sometimes days are so hard to survive, oh yeah
A million ways to bury you alive
Hey, the sun goes down like a bad bad dream
You're wound up tight, gotta let off steam
They say they can break you again and again, if life is a radio, turn up to ten
Repeat Chorus
Ohh, these are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, come on
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, yeah, whoo
And they try to tell us that we don't belong
But that's alright, we're millions strong
You are my people, you are my crowd
This is our music, we love it loud
Yeah, and nobody's gonna change me
'Cause that's who I am, ooh
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, oh yeah
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, oh, oh
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, yeah
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, hey
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, oh yeah
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, come on
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights, oh yeah
“Success is 99% failure� -- Soichiro Honda
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brooner - [nope] cartel
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it was bizzare i was giving you abuse while these comedy americans walked past they thought i was giving jip to them cue comedy yank versus brit banter.
and yes you were right six pints for young ellen but she had to go home with somebodys girlfriend cause he had [nope]ed off
angry
but true fizzy legend
and yes you were right six pints for young ellen but she had to go home with somebodys girlfriend cause he had [nope]ed off
angry
but true fizzy legend
nope it i still have the coolest hat in school
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and the funny thing is that while she went to my flat to find me i was sitting in hers... i'd gone off to find her and somehow ellen got back before me and came out of her room to find me sitting on the floor eating crisps and was quite scared.
“Success is 99% failure� -- Soichiro Honda
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brooner - [nope] cartel
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day 6 of our tour of duty went off with a few hitches. firstly, lord fred went MIA in the field, we lost radio contact, MAN DOWN PEOPLE. second, we actually realised that this whoole nam joke is no joke. we actually are in nam. and im petrified. third, i had to go and report for duty this morning at 8.45am. i think we finished our mission last night around 0400 hrs. i actually thought it might be the end for me. now all i have to do is get on the chopper and go home. then we have to face our families with the knowledge of what we saw and did. this boozings never gonna end, robert duvall said. he wwas wrong, its gonna finish on the 3rd of january (+/- 3 days)
oh god
oh god
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samsonite - class clown
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peter>>> you'll never avoid the trap, it'll stalk you day and night, and eventually when you let your guard down it will spring itself and you'll get copmletely hammerd, wake up in the corridor of an unknown house in an unkown city fully clothed, however not in what you put on the evening befor and you will have a inquenchable desire for rice pudding and jam.... mmm rice pudding and jam.
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