shark or tiger?

[SJ]

i want to know how to get past the teeth to turn it upside down...

[Kitch]

See sharks are rubbish - this guy isn't scared:

two things,

you can't see the guys face to know if he's scared or not
AND
even though its only ickle its bitten his foot off already.

I wouldn't like to be in that guys shoes !
er
flip flops
er
slip slop bloody stumps

[Kitch]

and another thing

if you turn a tiger upside down I bet it can't swim either.

And don't go telling me a shark can't run

that's not the point
the point is how much worse it gets when you turn it upside down

Upside down shark - can't swim
Upside down tiger - can't swim, can't run
thats twice as crap, at least

[the duncan]

a sharks teeth are angled back into it mouth so that when it grabs something it dosn't lose it, so you can't really punch its teeth in, you'd just get your hand stuck, and eaten!!

[LostAgain]

I understand that certain parts of the Tiger are an aphrodisiac, a dm site more useful than shark!

[DesignatedDriver]

i would imagine there are parts of a Shark that are considered "useful" in the bedroom department. Can't say i've tried any. any [nope]ers care to make a review?

As far as getting past the teeth to turn a Shark upside down, you obviously go at it from behind, grab its fins and twist hard. A technique used for most forms of fish flipping.

[LostAgain]

On the other hand Tiger Beer alcohol content 5%, Shark Bite EPB 6.5%. More bite from the shark! Seeing double now.

[DesignatedDriver]

dikalot: i want you to know i have managed to do nothing for the last two days. my boss will not be happy. spending my working hours posting rubbish.

mind you, i am in the posting business.

I think Sharks win. If it came down to it, you stick a Shark and a Tiger in a big tank together, the tiger becomes Shark poo.
You put them on land and true, the Shark won't be able to do much, but i doubt the tiger would make as quick work out of the Shark, as the Shark would the tiger.

[Kitch]

you can't do that you know

. If it came down to it.....

thats a blatant attempt to close the thread and go do some work - no way.

While I'm here
I never said anything about punching a shark's teeth out - what a daft idea that would be !

When it comes to amour
I think that the shark wins again.
You can go out "sharking" the ladies, but when you fail to impress the knock back will be "easy tiger, you're not getting up my jumper tonight"

[DesignatedDriver]

yeah. really should know better than even considering doing work.

mind you - at least i stayed the whole day (boss is 300 miles away, could easily take a half day and he wouldn't know)

[SJ]

and another thing

if you turn a tiger upside down I bet it can't swim either.

they do backstroke

[HOCOLITE]

late but I'd have to go for Shark as I've not been attacked by one of them. Tigers claws are damn sharp, (even when they are dead and it's just the skin on the back of a sad hunters settee). i think I learn my lesson, you don't climb on furniture.

[Lilybet]

Sharks all the way, i've been told they can't swim up the drain pipes whereas Tigers can come through the door eek.

[eddie]

anyway its friday

so enought of this sh#te

[brooner]

let the jobby flow, we still have 13+ hours of fridayness left.

what about loan sharks then? Good money spinner there.