Ipod

[Braddie]

was that me as well???

Or was it you??

Who am I?

[Mrs H.]

Actually, it was me in a sort of post Dr Who re-incarnation composite format

[i-pod]

As the eponymous hero of this thread, I thought I might offer some advice on how to recognise whether you are the poster you think you are.

Next time you, gentle poster, consider contributing to [nope] sport look down at your fingers on the keyboard; are they yours? Are they under your control? If so, chances are you are you. If not, return to the schizophrenic madness of bendover’s world.

[Mrs H.]

, return to the schizophrenic madness of bendover’s world.

You don't think he's got........bird flu I'd hate him to be sick as a parrot

[i-pod]

Dear, oh, dear Mrs H.

These jokes are excrutiating!

If he has got bird flu, do you think he might infect the interview panel in E'burgh?

[Guest]

no bird flu. just turd flu. i won't go into details.

[bendover]

goddamit! i wish that mystery guest would stop writing responses on my behalf!

[ic]

I carelessly replied to the following by Mrs H. in another place

If he's a junior i'll.................give up red wine

well, she may not be a junior, but she's almost certainly not the beckster either... although he wasn't on that list. enough.

[Mrs H.]

ic - I don't actually understand what you're saying

[Nailest]

Mrs H.: with my extensive experience in deciphering ic's cryptic messages, I can make out that he doesn't think ipod is our good friend Simon Beck. But I have no idea what list he's referring to.

Hope this helps.

[i c]

mrs h > sorry, of course i wasn't saying anything particularly exciting, which was why i moved it to this forum after i originally posted it in the other place, and then i only pointed out the obvious (and therefore pointless to point out) fact that i-pod had not (oh her list) specified mr beck as one of the people she wasn't.

er, hope this helps,

[ic]

nailest knows

[Mrs H.]

So what you are actually telling me is the Ipod is a woman to which I will refer to my earlier response when I though Ipod was Simon Beck[quote="Mrs H
Noooooooooo. It can't be true ..........He's been flirting with me [/quote] :shock

[Nailest]

I think that's what ic's trying to tell you. In spite of his assertion to the contrary, I don't have a clue who's behind the name.

[rob f]

I know who i pod is